Dramatic video shows a group of bystanders' heroic actions in subduing the London Bridge terror attacker Usman Khan, one by spraying him with a fire extinguisher and another by wielding an apparent narwhal tusk.
I love it when the news throws cities into a big old pile like a Denver omelette of the Knowledge of Things section in an IQ test addressed to the European Union.
With the sheer amount of fog in and on camera from yesterday's headlines and headspace from the past, I think ghost writers everywhere agree, the earth might just need a little fumigation.
Don't panic, even when this guy specifically brings a narwhal tusk to what is clearly a fire extinguisher fight.
At least in the USA, we can enjoy that soulful artsy pic of President Trump from CNN; Which is, BTW, saying the same thing more or less as Fox...
...Dans le Moment...
The problem seems to be that - in the middle of the night - we just can't seem to remember where we all live.
Ah, progress. And hey, now that earth magnets are working again, maybe gravity is finally back on our side at least.
Don't panic. Not even we are too annoying to put up with. The question this guy is dying to ask, however, is, "Do you believe that, Child?"
Sure, and or, yes please. Namsayin'? Kegan, Ronald? Emmanuel?
Long story short, why is this article about a bridge, but also terribly concerned about patriots running short of narwhal tusks?
I - want - rainbow snakes...
Oh, wait. I mean, stop eating pork - specifically bacon - until we figure out exactly who needs change, who needs gas, what my clearance number is for real this time, and why exactly I've gathered you all here today in the cold away from Reddit Q and A's.
Also, is a pack of Camel lights really that impossible? Have a great day now that I’ve ruined ham sandwiches...or did I?
