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Stupid drunkard

So I’m about to use a phrase I often hear but have never said ‘it’s the morning after the night before’ and boy do I regret my actions last night. I will explain my story. 

So basically one of my neighbours threw a party last night and I had a little too much tequila. I didn’t quite realise the strength of that stuff until mel informed me of my actions last night. I managed to drink a whole bottle and also some beer and wine. We were all sat down on the couch with the guy who lives at number 37 when he made an awfully rude comment about the appearance of our house and how we should do a better job of making it look nicer. Well this would make robby angry on any day, but on a day when rob has consumed a whole bottle of tequila this makes robby VERY angry. So I started to shout at him and tell him to mind his own business but mel took me away to calm down. This didnt go too well as I tipped the whole bowl of peanuts on the floor. I then struggled for freedom and stumbled to the kitchen where the guy was. On my way I accidentally knocked over a whole load of drinks and smashed the owners lamp that was on the shelf. I’ve also woken up with a terrible cut on my knee which mel tells me is from falling over a chair. Anyways I found mr 37 and shouted at him calling him a stupid beardless fat shit, this didn’t go down well and a big argument erupted. Apparently I later vomited all over the carpet and passed out meaning all of the males on my road had to do their best to get me home and into my bed.  Well robby made a fool of himself there! I feel awful although realise I am not totally to blame. Mr 37 (who I am not naming for legal purposes) is a stupid fat shit and needs to mind his own business. However I do want to make up with him to avoid any future awkwardness so I was thinking of making him some home made jello.