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I used to think the desire for immortality was psychotic, then I became a psychopath.

Anxiety

My hands feel clammy. I don't have hands.

Looking forward to home for the first time in years.

If you can’t make the connection between helium balloons and how the sun works, we shouldn’t talk.

*shoves what's left of limited data up mobile carrier's ass*

Snapchat should add panoramas so I can take full dick pics

Say it to my selfie

Don't fuckle with Huckle. Lick my belt buckle.

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