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How long will they last? Forever or until the Blight takes Othaar ; n ;
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Fucking quick as shit jfc
How was their first kiss? Pretty sure it lead to Othaar giving Kaaras head??
Who proposed? - Othaar because he wanted to make Kaaras blush :P
Who is the best man/men? - Cullen
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Iron Bull
Who did the most planning? - DEFINITELY KAARAS. ARE YOU KIDDING?
Who stressed the most? - Kaaras probably gave himself an anurism, lets be real here.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Considering that they’re both farm boys, I’m sure it was fairly simple.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Probably definitely Corypheus.
Who is on top? - They’re both verses, but Othaar tops more frequently.
Who is the one to instigate things? - That’s a 50/50 shot right there.
How healthy is their sex life? - Oh, plenty healthy. When don’t they bang.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - They spice things up every so often, but I think they enjoy making love intimately more than being kinky.Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -They’re both qunari, and Othaar is a Grey Warden. It can go on for a good while at times ;D
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh hell yeah.
How rough are they in bed? - It depends on how they’re both feeling.Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - SO MUCH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME.No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? - I can only imagine they adopt at least 3.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Othaar, I think. Part of me feels like Kaaras’ OCD might make it difficult for him at times?
Who is the stricter parent? - Kaaras for sure. Othaar is such a softie.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kaaras xD
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Othaar loves to cook, he’ll pack lunch.
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Kaaras, he wants to know that they’re behaving.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Othaar, he doesn’t want them to grow up.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - OTHAAR OMG HES SUCH A SOFTIE.
Who does the most cooking? - Othaar looooves to cook.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kaaras, I think. He has very specific tastes.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Probably Kaaras, Othaar will buy a bunch of unnecessary stuff.
How often do they bake desserts? - Othaar often likes to make Kaaras’ favorite treats.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I’d say they’re pretty balanced, farm boys. But they probably lean toward meats and hearty things like potatoes.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Kaaras, he’s good at remembering dates.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - That’s a toss up.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Both of them. One will distract the other while cooking, they’ll end up fucking and forget there is a pot on the stove.
Who cleans the room? - Kaaras, my poor OCD boy.
Who is really against chores? - Neither is against them, but Othaar hates them because he knows how stressing they are on Kaaras’ mental illness.
Who cleans up after the pets? - They have a horde of cats, it’s a two man job.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither, they don’t want pests.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kaaras
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Othaar, he left it there by mistake, probably forgets it there again.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kaaras likes to be extra clean
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They’re cat people :3
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - FUCKING ALWAYS THEY’RE DORKS
What are their goals for the relationship? - To find a cure for Blight so Othaar can live a full life. To love, protect and support one and other. To have plenty of sex.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither, they’re both morning people.
Who plays the most pranks? - Othaar omg.
