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How long will they last? - FOREVER!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They fell in love pretty quickly, and Kaaras freaked out a bit because of it, but they are deeply in lub :)
How was their first kiss? - I can’t remember XD It was probably soft and sweet, tho XD
Who proposed? - Probably Othaar, lol.
Who is the best man/men? - Talan probs, or Dorian.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - A sibling probably.
Who did the most planning? - Kaaras, he’s going to be a bridezilla 8|
Who stressed the most? - Kaaras XD
How fancy was the ceremony? - It’s quaint :3 Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 it’s quaint, not over the top, but not ugly either | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - It’s a small wedding for only family and close friends.
Who is on top? - They’re both switches, but I have a feeling Othaar is on top most times.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Pfff, both can’t keep their hands off each other lol.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 they’re into some kinky rough sex, but there’s some things they both won’t do | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Coming once doesn’t mean they don’t go multiple times ;)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 gets docked a point because Kaaras is particular with his dirty talk XD | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - None, both are men.
How many children will they adopt? - A WHOLE LITTER XD
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They take turns.
Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Kaaras.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kaaras
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kaaras
Who is the more loved parent? - Both of them are loved equally!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Kaaras
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both, but probably Kaaras more. XD
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Othaar. Kaaras will just tut at them all XD
Who does the most cooking? - Othaar
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - None. Kaaras is a glutton lol
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both, but maybe Kaaras a little more with his produce knowledge
How often do they bake desserts? - Often enough :P
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both, but Kaaras is definitely better at remembering dates
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Kaaras >.>
Who cleans the room? - Kaaras, his OCD means no mess.
Who is really against chores? - Othaar, not that he’s against them per se.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Kaaras
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Othaar
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kaaras, everything has to be PERFEKT
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kaaras, and Othaar is probably like “yoink, that’s mine!” or “That’s where that went to!”
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kaaras
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both!
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every year, every holiday!
What are their goals for the relationship? - Happily ever after :)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Othaar
Who plays the most pranks? - Othaar