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[honkytonkulus]

I’m like, terribly smitten with our last regular for the night, we spent like 10 minutes talking about grass and he mentioned that I was making him miss his hay days. I think this is how guys feel when some random old guy says “I’m proud of you” but instead now I just wish I was helping him hotbox the family car.

[honkytonkulus]

pocket knives have become a “little treat” purchase for me to the point where I asked the guy at the register if I could get the key for the case and he just held up his hand and turned around, and went he turned back around he had a whole container of ‘em that he dumped out onto the counter, which he proceeded to let me fish through to find the blade of my choosing

[honkytonkulus]

I went to see wicked with some homies ‘cause I rarely do shit and now I’m kinda upset that I don’t have hooves to use for hoof-accessible appliances. and also there aren’t any hoof-accessible appliances that I can hold with my own two hands. this is weighing on me heavily.

[honkytonkulus]

I go outside for literally ten minutes and suddenly my breed is red nose

[honkytonkulus]

this was taken quite around the same time last year. I love the holiday greasons.

[honkytonkulus]

[coming home from work] hey how was your day? oh mine? it was fine but duude omfg they were just digging in me today. I mean we were getting fisted from both ends, they just kept coming and and coming and coming. I could barely breathe fUCK. anyways.

[honkytonkulus]

I thought that everyone was evil earlier so I figured it was because I was hungry but I’m halfway through eating and I feel better. but I also still feel like people suck fucking ass and I need to be evil. today sucked and I must shake someone about that.

[honkytonkulus]

how I feel when people say that I’m sweet vs how I feel having to act sweet by default while dealing with stupid hoes