Aggro Anthros

Otto! [ he/they | 21 | (trans)former ]

[honkytonkulus]

heyy y'all. I feel so rude and gross for the chunk of time that has passed since I could consider myself active on my blog and I just...there is a lump of guilt in my stomach.

I still don't completely know why The Cidada Method is my preferred method of coping. I just know that it doesn't feel right to exist around others when I'm not at my best. But I've been trying to roll with the tides of life in the recent new year and it's been interesting to say the least.

So uhm. Yeah! I'm sorry that I've been stuck in my own head for an ungodly amount of time ,:)

[vastlywillow]

I just know an angels halo is an erogenous zone. God told me so.

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

[honkytonkulus]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

woagghhh...hoh dohg...

[honkytonkulus]

respectfully?? I took a look at the picture before I hit send but I didn't ever actually comprehend the size of the dog wtf, were you suddenly craving sonic????

[honkytonkulus]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

woagghhh...hoh dohg...

[honkytonkulus]

either nobody bothers you in your "don't bully me I'll cum" shirt or you become the center of attention for hazing and glazing

[lady-harrowhark]

let’s crave that mineral with mama

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[elvis-official]

It's always "Woah mama" but never "How's mama?"

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[milanesa42]

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

[kremlin]

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

[honkytonkulus]

pawing at you pawing at you. drink water

palming your cheek gently. I am sucking on the doctor.

[adams-r1b-deactivated20250516]

[honkytonkulus]

Knight sighing in reluctance after unsheathing the sword he never even wanted in his own hands (I don't trust myself with actual heat but airsoft is close enough to make a statement without actually choosing violence)

[honkytonkulus]

I'm so brave for grabbing a can of fruit juice instead of immediately clocking out and walking to the nearest 7/11 for a Twisted Tea, that kind of willpower doesn't come often.

[frogus]

medical play except i just proudly state im not a doctor and then stab you with a stethoscope