"It's a soup day at home, but it's nicer eating here with you."
"It's a good day for soup, though, don't you think?"
"We should go ahead and get your first kiss taken care of. If you don't mind being kissed by somebody who isn't sexy at all."
"I'm going to regret saying that for a long time, aren't I?"
"I'll see to it."
(It is of course not her first kiss, so no video. And the only way Topher'd ever initiate his own first kiss would be if Tilda dared him.)
"Oh, hi, Tilda. Here with a date?" Olivia knows all about Topher's rivalry with his sister, and puts her on notice that he just took a giant step ahead of her in the growing-up race.
"So, what would you like to do next?"
"You said you'd teach me to make out?"
"What is Wally's girlfriend doing with that, that infant?"