#ouat incorrect

[goosin-around]

Emma: Whenever Regina gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Emma: It hasn't worked yet but it will.

[goosin-around]

Emma: yeah ive been really into true crime podcast's recently

regina(trying to flirt): oh wow thats crazy ive actually been a main suspect in seven different murder cases

[goosin-around]

Emma: im going to torture you

Regina: do your worst

Emma: I think you are kind and beautiful.

Regina: what

Emma: you deserve love and happiness

Regina: no...

Emma:Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Regina: I need a safeword!!!

[goosin-around]

Regina: I am profoudly and deeply in love with you, I cannot imagine a world in which you are not by my side.

Emma: Like as friends or...

[goosin-around]

Regina: *sees Henry and Violet on a date*

Regina: I approve. I would put them in a boat.

Emma: you mean... you ship them?

[goosin-around]

Regina: I am not drunk

Emma: can you tell the time?

Regina: [turns to clock]

Regina: I am NOT drunk!

[goosin-around]

Emma: Fuck you Regina if it wasnt for you I would of been a princess

Regina*not batting an eye*: The enchanted forest didn't allow gay marrige

Emma:

Emma: Nevermind

[goosin-around]

Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.