Apr 18, 2014
According to really trustworthy sources on the internet, there's a town in California where it's illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you own a minimum of two cows. This is the worse than the time they made same-sex marriage illegal.
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According to really trustworthy sources on the internet, there's a town in California where it's illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you own a minimum of two cows. This is the worse than the time they made same-sex marriage illegal.
Ladies and gentlemen, I, your friend -- greatest, most beautiful and trustworthy friend, Hunter Wiliams require your bodily and spiritual assistance for a little ditty called work. Basically, I'll give you fifty bucks, you get to spend some time with me and shake your hot ass in front of a camera but your ass is actually your voice. It's the magic of cinema. Everyone must be over five foot to experience this ride, so that probably counts Max out.
Would it be lame as fuck to start a blog-type thing?
Today, I stayed after school until almost four trying to help one of Alisa's students work on their AP portfolio, and now I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong field. Since when were high school students so good?
After two days of searching for Elvis at Disney World, it's come to my attention that A. Elvis doesn't exist in Walt's world and B. My Disney destiny not only involves eating all of the ice-cream, but also, I must become Elvis. Why I was chosen I'll never know.
This afternoon I had a dream that I got lost in the woods and it turned into that one fucking scene in the first Harry Potter movie where they're being chased by giant spiders which was fine until they grew some fucking wings and took over the entire country. They were some radio active spiders or some shit, too, because they knew what the hell they were doing and took down everyone in power and it eventually turned into Planet of the Apes but it was just America and instead of gorillas, they were spiders. Moral of the story is, don't Google movie plots instead of watching them before you take a nap.
Fun fact: owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers shop in Alaska. Another fun fact: I have been looking up stupid laws in America for the past half an hour and I don't think I can stop.
So, uh -- I'm thinking this time we should probably all listen to the Carrier. Like, I think it'd be extra stupid as fuck to keep on ignoring her. It was already stupid as fuck, so.