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14 years married and the husband is still reminded at times that I wasn't born and raised in this country.

Husband: *brings up a piece of media in one of our conversations*

Me: "I don't know what that is."

Husband: "You've never seen it? It came out when we were in elementary school."

Me: "No because I wasn't here."

Husband "...that's true, isn't it."

Me: Fuck off, don't talk to me.

Sis: YOU fuck off, I don't care!

Bro: *confused*

Seconds later

Sis: Oye, help me braid my hair.

Me: Coming, lemme grab this cute hairband.

Bro: *still very much confused*

I thought it I switched to a gun... w/ @prairiemule

10.15.18

Me:*gets tooth pulled*

Grandma/Nana: are you gonna put it under your pillow

Me: wait.. can I still get tooth fairy money?! Because if so, then yes..

Me: That's my job.

Me: Don't steal my job.

Red: That's my line.

Red: Don't steal my line.

bestie n i be like “i miss you” all the time

#our shenanigans