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So I'm DMing this dnd campaign and there's this npc that's gonna betray our heroes at some point and so I've been trying to figure out how to do it for the longest time and now I know and it's gonna be gr8 and I can't say much about it now, except for this: I'm gonna rehearse and time said characters lines in the betrayal so that they match up with For The Damaged Coda and I'm gonna play it while this is happening and it's gonna be so wonderfully dramatic
If you wanna know what Nutt the nature god looks like then this is it. Nutt looks like whatever the fuck this thing is. Poppy (Popin' That Pussy) Seed worships this thing.
Nutt only speaks in that "Hewwo" voice
Honestly the most badass thing that I've ever seen happen in a D&D session where I was the DM was when @jojo-internet-homo 's character, Mir, fucking took over an entire mission that 4 other people were assigned to. So the mission is to assassinate this one guy at his own dinner party and also steal some of his information. So basically, Mir is stealing important information from this dude's desk and he fucking opens a drawer and an alarm goes off. So logically, Mir rips open all the other drawers, some of which explode, leaving Mir with about 8 health and no important information. Mir tries to flip the desk in frustration, fails, but in the process feels a keypad at the bottom. He types in a number he found behind a picture frame earlier and gets the information from a secret drawer. Guards are at the door at this point so Mir jumps out a window and lands in some bushes, but loses 5 health. Mir then proceeds to run away, but shit goes down. Meanwhile, at the dinner party in the mansion, there is chaos. The dude is about to kill the group ( Jun, @smolwalnutmerichild 's character, Luna, @caffeinated-trash 's character, Aurora, her brother's character, and Poppy @shining-forevermore 's character ) BUT Aurora manages to calm everyone down (by rolling a nat20 after saying "im gonna roll a 20!") while standing on the table. After communication by using their speaking stones, Poppy runs to Mir but almost faints becAUSE PLOT TWIST, THE FOOD WAS POISONED! Back at the dinner, Luna, Jun, and Aurora have fallen over, along with everyone but the man. He's about to kill them. Mir is enraged. Mir uses the stone of speaking to threaten the guy (the intimidation roll was a 19) and is successful. So here's where we need some context. We're playing a mix of 5th edition and Advanced, and in the world of Advanced, Drows aren't really a thing? Drow's are more so myth and legend than a real race. Mir is a drow. And because I don't give a FUCK about alignments and shit, no Mir is not evil and ALSO most of the gods in my world are Drows, because fuck you that's why. So, Mir says something along the lines of "I am your god, you fucked up." And the guy is fucking Terrified. And Mir gets back to the mansion. Mir walks into the dining room, dramatically throwing open the doors. He climbs on top of a chair, then on top of the table, stepping over Aurora's body. Mir reachs the end where the man is sitting, quivering in fear, and Mir grabs his face. And he says, "Give me a reason I should let you live." And the man can't. And Mir snaps his fucking neck.
Poppy "Poppin' that pussy" Seed worships the nature god Nutt
I just keep thinking about how Aurora has permanent disadvantage for all persuasion rolls for Jun now because she fucking asked Jun to feather fall them down from the 17th floor of a fucking building so she could do a dramatic jump out a window
My favorite moment in my dnd campaign so far:
Aurora (an orc fighter): I break his ankles.
Me: He falls and, so he tries to attack you and, *rolls a 4* he, uh, he tries kicks yo- wait no you broke his ankles, okay, he picks up his leg and tries to hit you with that and you just kinda side step.
Aurora: I want to snap his neck, I rolled a nat20.
Me: You snap his neck, and the sound of his neck snapping rings through the audience, and then they just go fucking WILD. The referee walks up to you and he has this silver platter and he takes the lid off and inside are 2 keys - One for his house and one for the bar/underground fighting ring you just inherited.
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