Jul 19, 2019
Oh god.
Oh god no
why?
For the love of holy stan lee!
Jesus christ kasady!
Why he look like a methhead?
I mean he's crazy but damn
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Oh god.
Oh god no
why?
For the love of holy stan lee!
Jesus christ kasady!
Why he look like a methhead?
I mean he's crazy but damn
Carnage date x reader headcanons(lemon warning)
Cletus kasady met you one day randomly. At first he wanted to kill you but something else told him not to. Something about you that felt so....enticing. delicious even.
Carnage. Dating him is not an easy task. But hey if you like crazy. Then who else but carnage? But be warned. He's dangerous af. So keep on your toes.
He is the kinda guy that doesn't give a fuck if your on your period. He will eat you out. (Like venom he has tounge game. Not as strong as venom. But still good.)
He loves to tie you up with his tendrils. Tickling you is his fave game to play
Spankings are a must. He will do it anytime and anywhere.
You are his. Nobody elses. He will kill anyone who tries to take you away.
He leans into yandere territory. So be careful
He sends you love letters everytime venom sends him back to prison. They are romantic surprisingly.
Cletus has a soft side but you rarely see it. You are the only one that has seen this
He loves to collect bottlecaps
He is game for anything ,anytime, and anywhere. Really. He is that kinda guy.
Bloodplay turns him on.
If you play heavy metal while doing it. He will be like putty in your hands. He loves slayer.
But he also loves 80s pop too. He's strange like that.
His biggest fantasy is having sex in the maximum security prison. While killing guards.
He has rick rolled you and venom. And pretty much everyone in the marvel verse.
He loves you in red.
All clothes will be torn. Be warned
He's a bit forceful in sex. He likes it rough. Either you give it or you give that to him. He loves it all.
Overall carnage is a freak. (We love that tho so its all good)
He calls you babygirl,mamacita or hot stuff a lot. Nicknames vary depending on the mood.
Carnage needs some love so i wanted to give ya'll some.
I don't do carnage much. And this isn't 100% how i write him. But this is a softer and nicer version for you to digest and indulge.
Self shipping love sent for you carnage lovers.
Carnage is an evil bastard but people love him anyways.
And no he cant be saved with your love.
Sorry to disappoint you ladies.
Let carnage be the evil he is and let people love well written bad guys that are bad.
Let us love the trash we deserve.
We dont need to make them "owo." To be cool.
We dont need to have some deep tragic explanation for their evil.
Carnage is awesome because hes evil just for fun. He enjoys it. He takes pleasure in it. He's a freaking serial killer for christ sake.
He is the ultimate well....carnage.
Evil bad noodle of death.
He dont like people. Cletus kasady dont either.
Thats why they work good.
Carnage is one of marvels best villains because you never can get tired of carnage.
And as much as i love venom. Marvel cant write him good and yet the can write carnage wonderful. Sad but true.
Marvel has always done beautifully with their villains. And yet falls short on their heroes and anti heroes.
Its sad really.
I love carnage(and venom and all the symbiote characters)
Anyways.
Have a red carnage Christmas everyone.
Theme song for carnage lovers. And all his babes.
This ones for you. Cuz you dont get enough content.
To bring up the light. And no further confusion between carnage and venom i made a thing so ya'll stop confusing the two.
Black and white means he's alright thats venom
Black and red means that ass is dead. Thats carnage.
Carnage will kill you no matter what. He's a villain.
Venom is cool. He will only kill you if you hurt other people. Hes an antihero but a hero none the less. He's a good...ish...guy.
Ok?
That help?
Hopefully we can not spread any more confusion of carnage and venom.
Someone make me a meme of venom fighting carnage. And spiderman saying "can i get a waffle?"
God that meme is too funny
Something I've noticed
Guys there is something i have noticed.
Carnage's bitch ass looks like a ginger jim Carrey
Omfg.
I mean how can you not see it?!
If anyone can play a ginger psychopathic man on bath salts with a symbiote parasite its jim fucking carrey!
Look at me dead in the eyes. And tell me that does not look like him!
Weird headcanon for carnage
He like to eat only the heads off of chocolate easter bunny candies.