#surfthewebz

[venomsbabe]

Venom lookin at me like

"Swiggity swooty we comin for dat booty"

[venomsbabe]

Funny Eddie brock imagines

Eddie accidentally putting the symbiote in the dyer.

"Eddie wait!"

*tumble dry sounds*

Eddie: "Oh fuck!"

*symbiote comes out like a black puff ball*

[venomsbabe]

Eddie looks like he saw some fine lookin woman pass by.

Art by

Venom

 

Go check em out.

[venomsbabe]

You have been visited by big vengus

Nothing bad will happen but if you don't reblog

He will eat all of your chocolate.

[venomsbabe]

*venom walking up to spiderman anywhere*

Venom: bitch

[venomsbabe]

Young me: venom is cute. I love him. But spidey is cool too.

Me now: Eddie brock aka venom is now daddy . Bitch owns me. Lol. Eddie brock is my muse forever dude.

[venomsbabe]

The venom symbiote is like intrusive thoughts.

Eddie: "we just want a sweet shortcake gal to love us fer us ya know"

The symbiote: " and her ass can take a pounding"

Eddie: "NOT ON THA FIRST DATE YA DIPSHIT!"

Venom: "oh course not.....unless....she's into that *licks lips*"

Eddie: "this...is why....we have problems finding a date"

[venomsbabe]

Anyone else think eddie gives out those huge candy bars for Halloween to the kiddies.

What a sweet man.