OUR WAITRESS IS IN OUR RANCH
earlier tonight at work I announced that I wished being a waitress was like the game Portal so I could randomly just portal in and out RIGHT IN FRONT OF A TABLE when they were being dickholes. and then I would like portal back in a couple of times randomly just to fuck with them or maybe just to pop out for a second to do a dance and give them the middle finger. like
"AND THEN WE NEED FIFTEEN MORE SIDES OF RANCH AND EXTRA WELL DONE FRIES AND A SIDE OF FLRUEGRBGEHEDJ ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING"
"yeah, totally listening. i'm just gonna (opens portal, disappears)"
"HEY I'M NOT DONE ORDERING. DID OUR WAITRESS JUST ENTER SOME SORT OF DIMENSIONAL RIFT"
"(appears out of ceiling) (appears out of wall) (appears out of ramekin of ranch)"
"JESUS SHIT BILL WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS OUR WAITRESS JUST CAME OUT OF OUR RANCH"