#generalasshattery

[boneshine]

SHOUTOUT TIME!

If you enjoy the world of Mortal Kombat and reading prompts and adventures with each and every potential inhabitant, I highly recommend

@generalasshattery​

Even though they’re on a hiatus right now (a well-deserved break, I say), they’re the BEST Mortal Kombat writer EVER! General’s written so much and archived so many stories and prompts and the writing is so expressive and wonderful and stays in-character and just--

Go give ‘em some love, yeah? They’ve worked SOOO hard! It’s simply amazing!

[bihansthot]

Ohh...ohh!!! What’s your favorite bi-han fanfic EVER that’s not made by you?

Pretty much any and all of the ones @generalasshattery has written especially this absolute masterpiece and can’t forget the fantastically filthy commission she did for me and most definitely @darkpanik’s Twisted Hearts. Both have pretty dark tones, but honestly that fits Bi-Han very well. They both do a great job writing him, better than me in my honest opinion because both are really spectacular at capturing his cold almost cruel nature. I write him a little cockier and a bit more laid back I guess? Either way I HIGHLY recommend both of their stories and pretty much everything they’ve written. So, go check them out I promise you won’t be disappointed well unless you like happy fluffy stories but I can’t imagine that’s the case if you’re asking me for fic recommendations. LOL

[marzipanattacks]

OUR WAITRESS IS IN OUR RANCH

earlier tonight at work I announced that I wished being a waitress was like the game Portal so I could randomly just portal in and out RIGHT IN FRONT OF A TABLE when they were being dickholes.  and then I would like portal back in a couple of times randomly just to fuck with them or maybe just to pop out for a second to do a dance and give them the middle finger.  like

"AND THEN WE NEED FIFTEEN MORE SIDES OF RANCH AND EXTRA WELL DONE FRIES AND A SIDE OF FLRUEGRBGEHEDJ ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING"

"yeah, totally listening. i'm just gonna (opens portal, disappears)"

"HEY I'M NOT DONE ORDERING.  DID OUR WAITRESS JUST ENTER SOME SORT OF DIMENSIONAL RIFT"

"(appears out of ceiling) (appears out of wall) (appears out of ramekin of ranch)"

"JESUS SHIT BILL WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS OUR WAITRESS JUST CAME OUT OF OUR RANCH"