Apr 27, 2017
ALEX: “Now you’re not going to just keep all these millions of dollars and just not oust Kim Jong-un, are you?”
KOREAN TOP BRASS: *innocent face*
#Daily Express#Foreign policy#The finest brains#North Korea#Kim Jong-un#Generals#Pay them off#Easy#Simple as that#It seems to me#Possible solution#Despot#Surely#I reckon#Top brass#Oust him#Coup#How about paying them?#One million dollars#That should do it#Then#Nuclear weapons#Procure them#Other missiles too#We'll have them#And they'll let us take them of course#Or we'll demand our money back dammit#We've got a receipt#It's worth a try