plotting + relationship call!
wow, that was some downer ending, huh? bet you’re just dying to rp with this lover boy after that, right? of course you are! let’s get this started then!
just to let you know, by liking this, you’re agreeing to
a starter. an itty bitty one. a big one. one of average and unimpressive size. probably a big one. i mean, have you seen my posts.
me blowing up your speakers through your tumblr, twitter, or discord to plot. my twitter is iBLiSTRiGGER and my discord is #4624 IBLiS. don’t be a stranger!
a 500+ reply to your 10 word mini
maybe you could make me a starter, idk, i’m lazy.
some possible ideas!
FRIENDS: dante is the easiest guy in the world to befriend, bar none. just laugh at his jokes, buy him pizza, and hang out with him. that’s it. that’s all you gotta do. really! he’s a crazy extroverted guy, to the point of being almost needy, and collects buddies like they’re baseball cards.
ACTUAL FRIENDS: ...what, you thought it was that easy? lol, yeah right. he might seem like a debbie downer right now, but most of the time, dante never wears his heart on his sleeve if he can help it. his emotions are a raging hurricane to him, destroying everything in their path— personally i hc him with bpd but that’s just me— so instead of dealing with it and letting it tear him to shreds, he does everything he can to pretend it’s not there. people would think he’s a weak, pathetic, overemotional lunatic if he let his emotions run wild, anyway. he’s getting... better at handling this, but it’ll always be an uphill battle.
in short, if you wanna be best buds with him, you gotta work for it, and you be ready for the long haul.
FOUND FAMILY: pretty much the same deal as trying to be a real friend to him... except, after years of dealing with familial trauma, dante craves a family more than he’d ever admit. with his brother gone AWOL, that hole in him is bigger than ever, and he’s dying to fill it. rper beware, however. anyone trying to take his family’s place will find the shadow they left behind to be long, and dark — perhaps, too dark.
RIVALS: dante has a bit— yeah, right, a bit— of a competitive streak to him. between that and his cocky, trolling, devil may care ‘tude, he has about as many rivals as he does friends. in fact, many of his friends are his rivals, and vice versa. i mean, really, what’s the difference? if you like a bit of friendly competition to your bromance, then this guy’s the man of your dreams.
LOVERS: a terrible idea. don’t do it.
BUDDY COPS: despite looking like a twink whose only thoughts are daddies, ariana grande facts, and rpdr memes, dante is a lot sharper than he lets on, and he loves nothing more than a crackin’ good mystery. you like ‘em too? great! after all, what good is a detective without a good partner? nancy drew don’t count. she’s a superstar.
...he’s not too fond of cops, though, and cops tend not to be too fond of him, being a meddling kid and all, so if you’re one of the fuzz, expect a rocky relationship. but, hey, who knows? you might be the first good one. maybe.
ENEMIES: dante doesn’t really, uh, ‘make enemies’. he’s too apathetic and carefree— at least, on the surface, he is— to hold much of a grudge. to get on his shit list, you need to do something truly and absolutely unforgivable. something that cuts deep, like a knife in the gut. something that he can’t brush aside. if that’s what you want, be my guest, but once you make an enemy out of him, you make an enemy for life. he will hunt you down to the ends of the earth, until you die, or he dies.
...so if you’re into that, go nuts!
I’M NOT IN ISOLA, CAN I STILL RP WITH YOU?: sure! isola will always take priority, of course, but i know there’s flourishing dmc rp community here, and i’d hate to ignore all you guys! if you want to do something indie, slip into my messages, we’ll think of something. or, i dunno, send me dumb memes. that oughta do it.
DO YOU DO IN—: no.
WHY DOES DANTE HAVE A BOSTON ACCENT/BPD/BOYFRIENDS, THAT WASN’T IN THE GAMES, YOU HACK: ...