In this episode bad men seeking protection money cause many headaches and Jamie is captured by the redcoats (again)
BUT the real theme of this episode is Bros 💕 and Babies. Ian 💜Jaime, bro’s for life
Bro I love you but please don’t say the guy I hate reminds you of me when you are trying to tell me you miss me.
You’ve made up for it by killing the dude who was extorting me. Thank you, bro. (Smooch)
I guess I will also become bros with the guy I formerly hated that you kind of treat like bro and tell him there is a price on my head
Bro, even though your wife is literally in the process of birthing your child, you should come along on this very not doomed mission and our bro love will protect us from harm. Grave miscalculation about the protective properties of bro love.
Ah, here is the barrenness talk. Props to Jaime for that expert level 180 degree reversal. He went from I want to fill this house with babies to I would never want you to feel the pain of childbirth ever in like 30 seconds. A stunning kick flip of solidarity. So very sweet.... but does he really mean it? Is he secretly pondering the fertility of that strumpet whose name I shan’t attempt to spell. This ball of twine will unravel further in time, I suspect.
Also, a burgeoning lady bromance- a direct result of giving utterance to the plan of one sticking their entire hand into the others vagina and twisting a baby like a corkscrew. That is next level bonding.