#outofbartending

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enrico’s three kids tbh

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I've had Child of Death and Soldatino playing all day and my feels for Enrico and Dorian have awakened.

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Me: I'm at an Italian restaurant and my siblings are so loud and embarrassing I feel like Enrico

Morgan: In between critiquing the menu enrico is telling his kids to shut the fuck up

Me: "What the fuck is this pasta- jEAN-LOUISE SIT THE FUCK DOWN"

Morgan: "IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU NEED TO START DRINKING AT 7"

Me: "DORIAN CIOTTI KNOCK THAT MIND CONTROL SHIT OFF I AM TRYING TO EAT"

Morgan: Everyone is drunk and yelling and no one can tell if it's good or bad

Me: While Enrico is just like oh my fucking god. Even his brother is drunk as fuck and yelling at his nephews and niece

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{ Dorian's hotel is also a real thing---

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"Florence traffic is ten times worse than NYC traffic."

"Italian guys are so flirty and energetic its hilarious."

"I ordered shrimp and I ended up getting an entire shrimp. Antennae and eyes and all."

"It was so emotional to stand in the Colosseum and see where people were brutally executed and martyred for the sake of entertainment."

"Italian showers are tiny."

"I've heard Buongiorno enough times to last a lifetime."

"See they put these towers along the towns that lined the Mediterranean to defend against pirates centuries ago."

"Just our luck that high tide came in while we were in Venice."

{Actual things my grandparents told me when they got back from Italy. They brought my mom back holy water blessed by the pope and authentic olive oil. I got a big sweater from Rome (thats like my favorite possession at the moment) and an issue of the Avvenire newspaper. It's all in Italian, but by just scanning it, I can make out the basics. And my sister got a sweater from Venice and a French newspaper from Paris that was issued on the date of her birthday. }

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{ You know whats cute? Daddy Enrico babysitting bitty Dorian, Stephen, and Jeanie. }

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{ Apparently owning prominent businesses runs in the Ciotti bloodline }

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{ Is Ciotti pronounced kinda like biscotti just without the "bi" part or what }