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"I'm surprised you two aren't going to see pink panther this weekend"

- mother (she tried, she really did)

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"You know that lipstick has no colour right?" "I know but it makes me feel better!?"

- two girls in the bathroom

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"My friends are fucking god-level failures"

- Ashley

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"We might have to throw them out there were a few. . . ketchup incidents. . ."

- Brother

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"Decapitate me fools!"

-Ashley

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"Hydrogen's like the kidney"

- grade 12 chem teacher

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"What do you mean 'Lewis' ???"

- Ashley

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"Is seven blue?!"

- Aunt