#outside is evil

[blushiemushie]

Me, literally anywhere other than home: I'm here, I'm queer, why am I here?

[bugheadordie]

I went outside...

Yesterday I went outside to try to spend time with my family and everything that could go wrong.. Did. I scraped my knees, I got sunburned all over my back, and I got creeped on by this little kid who was teasing me because I don't have a bf.

[heyitscmei]

went outside and it was horrible Ice everywhere Very cold Not fun 10/10 would not recommend

[elmendwarf]

today i wanted to look at ferrets because who doesnt like ferrets so i rode my bike and after waiting at a long intersection i decided to go and i almost got hit by a car and it turns out there were no ferrets at all but wait theres more cuz on the way back i took a different way to avoid the intersection but i hit a bump and flipped off my bike and into the grass and twisted my ankle but wait theres more cuz i had an allergic reaction to the grass and later i fell again and sliced my leg open and this is why i dont go outside

[queentaytay23]

god i haven't had a sunburn in years and i forgot how much it fucking hurts!

[petcanadian]

i went outside today and now my face is sunburnt :(

[gul-3-pin]

Sister: let's go get breakfast Me: what Sister: you know. Go outside. Me: Me: Me: Me: i don't understand Sister: outside. Me: Me: the outside is evil Me: -hisses at sunlight- Me: -goes back on tumblr- Sister: there's something wrong with you Me: NOT IN MY DIVISION

[empathtears]

mom wants me to go outside ≖_ゝ≖