#outspade

[ask-teamplayer]

EAT THE BROOM VIENNA IF YOU UNHINGE YOUR JAW YOU CAN FIT THE WIDE BIT IN

VIENNA: YOUVE GOT MOXIE, KID!!!! HOW ABOUT UOU AND I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SHMITHEREENS???????? KIL A FEW INCOENTS ON THE WAY OUT JUST LIKE THE LORD KING INTEND.ED!!!

[ask-teamplayer]

Guys stop throwing out plastic we’ll cause the wild

vienna.

to go extinct from eating it…… 😭😭😭😭

VIENNA: MISERABLE MISERABLE MISERABLE. IT REPLSIESHES MY HEALTH BY +5 !!!

VIENNA: SHOVE IT THRU THE BARS OF MY CAGE IW IL BE REPSONSIBLE I WILL EAT IT AND SAVWE THR ENVIORNMENT MMMM YUMMY PLASTIC ANF COINS!!!!

[askheartstompers]

Oh man you guys really are going to make me unveil my super secretive identity to ask about

(Is this private undisclosed classified information or may we be bestowed the eldritch knowledge of the horrors that must have unfolded that day)

CASSIDY: oh baby here we go

CASTOR: 'TWAS A BUSY SPRING AND I HAD SEVERAL PROJECT TO COMPLETE FOR SCHOOL. I HAD DRANK VARIOUS CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES AS TO MAINTAIN A STEADY WORKFLOW IN SPITE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED THEY ALL TASTED.

CASTOR: I mean absolutely fucking vile you have no idea, it was so so bad even with sweetened milk or whatever.

CASTOR: anyway- THREE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS OF THIS TURMOIL. THIS ABSOLUTE UNWARRANTED HORSESHIT. THIS TORTURE ON MY PERSON THAT IS COMPLETELY UNDESERVED. BUT I WAS FINALLY DONE. MY WORK WAS COMPLETE AND I COULD GO REST WITH MY GOOD, BELOVED, CLOSE FRIENDS WHO WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME-

CASSIDY: -and then i betrayed-

CASTOR: AND THEN SHE FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! LIKE A BITCH! LIKE A FILTHY NO GOOD, NO FRIEND HAVING RIDICULOUS WHORE! SHE RUINED MY ENTIRE WEEK AFTER THAT!!! I ALMOST WENT TO THE FUCKIN HOSPITAL!

CASSIDY: you were fine.

CASTOR: yeah, fine enough to still go to school, unfortunately. anyway, fuck you, thats all there is to say on the matter.