#overhearing conversations

[ali-yaaaaaaaas]

Overheard at school:

"Do you think you can put drugs in carrots?

[youreinmystars]

fuck 'brown eyes like swirls of coffee' it's now 'your eyes are the colour of shit'.

[pillsarchive]

"I had to wrestle a t t t trans women 😣"

Okay what if i gnaw on your arm and shake my head around like a rat terrier

[givemeatwatwat]

Co-worker 1: Hey, looking great! Keto?

Co-worker 2: Divorce

[givemeatwatwat]

Convos between friends

“Hello, fuckin’ bitch”

“Up your ass”

[mythomagically-delicious]

I heard a group of old women talking this morning while I was watching training videos for my new job, and their conversation would kind of fade in and out of my awareness while I was trying to focus (but let’s be real, safety videos are boring, no matter how important they are).

And I very clearly heard almost all the ladies say/agree to this sentence: “The internet is the antichrist.”

And as that conversation progressed, there I sat barely four feet away, trying with all of my might not to bust out laughing as they discussed this topic, and keep it together long enough to finish the page I was on and not make any of them mad that I was laughing/listening to their conversation.

But seriously? seriously???

It was great

[givemeatwatwat]

Brother: So I started searching his (Dad’s) drawers looking for kutchiya but all I could find was mom stuff mom stuff mom stuff

Where’s all the underwear: *hiding*

[givemeatwatwat]

Lady to her dog: I know you're trying to prove a point, but can you pLEASE walk faster?