𖤐 Shut up, no one read these. They’re soft as shit and honestly, a lil ooc?? But I don’t care HSJWHJ it’s for me 😌 I caved and posted these strictly for Kenny lovers. Will I add to it? Porbably. Will I make an NSFW one? Duh.
𖤐 Warnings: you’re gunna have a heart attack cause these are so soft and stupid and gross. Honestly don’t even read this. Pass it by. You don’t need it it’s fine
Putting 18+ MINORS DNI just cause I don’t want ya here. Go away. Shoo.
He wakes up first not because he wants to, but he has to for work. Some mornings when he’s feeling a little too sleepy and grumpy he’ll pull you up against him
His palms rest over your tummy, his nose is pressed into the back of your neck, face lost in your hair
Only squeezes you tighter if you try and squirm away, will mimic your whines too
“Quit whinin I’m fueling up.”
Once he finally gets up, he tries to be quiet for your sake but he has a heavy step and doesn’t even realize it 💀 man stomps like he’s 400 pounds. So you’re up up before he leaves
If you’re awake enough he’ll ask you to braid his hair before you leave, if not he’ll put it in the ponytail <33
Doesn’t make you breakfast per se but makes you a coffee (how you like it, of course. He’s memorized it but won’t admit it) but he does cook you eggs cause he claims you always break the yoke
Fucking loves the weird little trinkets you collect him even though he stares at them blankly when you give them to him
Find flowers for him? They'll be on the shops reception desk till they die <3
You buy him a cute lil kitty keychain, one that matches the one on your phone? It’s on his motorcycle keys
You give him a cute little hello kitty sticker? It’s on his helmet
You make him a bracelet with bright coloured beads? He’s wearing it to work and Inui feels his wrath if he makes fun of it
Really likes when you can come into the shop to eat lunch with him
Especially if he’s dealt with shitty customers, your cute smile and little wave is enough to get the grin back on his face
You ramble when you eat but he’s completely silent, nodding along to what you say
Only speaks up when you choke
“Goofy, you’re gunna choke”
Wipes food from your face with his napkin or uses his thumb 🥺
Will mumble something like “messy” or “use your napkin” but only when he feels like flustering you
when y’all are in public, he keeps his hand IN UR BACK POCKETTT 😩
And if you don’t have a pocket he likes interlocking pinkies <333
Man has a natural resting bitch face and when you call him out like
“Kenny, you’re scaring ppl…”
“M’not even doin anything”
So many fucking forehead kisses my LORD he can’t even help it. Y’all are waiting in line somewhere, he’s looking at your phone screen over your shoulder? Expect a forehead kiss. He’s getting up to use the restroom during dinner? Gives you a forehead kiss. Hello’s and goodbyes? Forehead kisses. Period.
You FaceTime him a lot when he’s at work and he answers every time like
“😠 hey. You eat yet? What, yea my days boring— did you eat yet?😠”
Sometimes he likes to watch you do your makeup, cause he really likes the concentrated looks you make when you do your eyeliner or when you do pretty eyeshadow
It’s so fucking cute sometimes it even makes him blush a little, tips of his ears going pink first
Rubs his thumb over your pouting lower lip in literally any situation. If you're pouting while y’all are playing around he’ll push on it a bit with a grumble. If it’s cause you’re asking for something he’ll smooth his thumb over it once before tapping the middle gently. “You’re so spoiled…”
The boys tell him this, that he spoils you. He’s like 🤨 obviously she is? Why the fuck would I not spoil her?
Call you little love (shut the FUCKUP—)
Once he notices your blushing/getting flustered he will grin, continuing what he was saying or touching you a little more.
“Oh yea? That’s gettin to ya huh? M’just complementing ya baby…”
Rests his chin or cheek on the top of your head all the time 🥺
OKAI LISTEN HSJBSSJ you know that tiktok of the guy talking in baby talk to his girl and then he realizes he’s being filmed and his voice goes all deep and he’s like “ayo delete that shit”
TGATS DRAKENNNNNN
HE BABY TALKS YOU. I KNOW IT
Holds your purse/backpack/shopping bags for you <33
He buys you specific stuffed animals he knows you want or knows you’ll like
Tries to act cool about them when he buys them before work and keeps them in the shop
The boys: “what is that thing?” Him: “oh it’s a squishmellow—“ “a what…?” “Ah— I dunno it’s a plushie alright—“
He rolls his eyes when you ask him to take pics with you, cause he doesn’t really like selfies, but he still does that little smirk of his you love to see in every pic <3
Very much likes to take pictures of you though
Has to ask you though cause he kinda feels bad not asking?
“Hey babe, can I take a picture of you right now? You look really pretty”
This one he doesn’t even mean to get you flustered he genuinely means it
He only has one really serious rule, he has to open the door first. He doesn’t trust a closed-door, cause he never knows what might be lurking on the other side. So he always opens the door first, always.
HANDSY DRUNK HANDSY DRUNK
hand on your hip, low on your hip. Kisses to the corners of your lip and on the backs of your shoulders, murmurs of how sexy you look in your dress, pulling you into his lap when at a bar stool, pulling you back further into him when you grind on the dance fLOOR—
Has a tendency of knowing what you need before you tell him
“Baby? I bought you tampons today since you’re getting your period soon— no i don’t think you’re moody, it’s cause you’re having cravings dork.”
Super respectful when he meets your parents. But he does still swear sometimes and every time he does he’s like “shit— sorry” 🙃
Speaking of periods he lays his head on your tummy and rubs it when you have really bad cramps
Also offers to massage your back or feet or whatever makes your muscles less sore
His gold chain has your name engraved on it
He only has one other tattoo other than his dragon tattoo, and that’s a little heart tattoo you both have on your ring fingers
Is the type to come up behind you and scare you just to snort when he hears you squeal, but also the one to cover your eyes when a scary commercial comes on cause he knows it scares you
Even though he’s way too long for the bath he likes taking baths with you, it’s just relaxing. Even though his legs stick out I'm--
Plus he loves washing your hair. Sure he loves when you wash and run your fingers through his, but it’s just— washing your hair is one of the best ways he can show he cares about you 🥺
Buys the cheesiest store brand birthday cards 😭😭 and same with the vday ones
One of his favourite things that you do that he literally LOVES is when you trace the lines in his palm. Using the tip of your fingers so gently as you follow his lifeline across his palm
“Baby, your lifeline is kinda short…”
“Oh yea? Well how long is yours?”
“Hmm… longer.”
“Impossible, it’s gotta be me keepin your goofy ass alive.”
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
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