AN IMPORTANT SUPER REAL ANNOUNCEMENT YOU GUYS I SWEAR (DEFINITELY NOT AN APRIL FOOLS)
Hello fillies and gentlecolts, I’ve got a very important announcement for all of the fans. Yes, after I haven’t made a post in several centuries, I’m here to inform you all that this is now an OVERWATCH CONFESSIONS BLOG
Yes my friends it has finally happened and your friends at Paladins Confessions have been brainwashed-- I mean, we’ve fallen totally in love with Overwatch and its characters of our own will.
That being said, I will be dropping both my Mod identities of Sha Lin and Aether and will from now on be called Mod Hanzo. The rest of the mods are as follows:
Mod Torvald has become Mod Torbjorn
Mod Fernando is now Mod Reinhardt
Mod Strix has become Mod Ana
Mod Lex(cellent) is now Mod Reaper
Mod Mal’Damba is now Mod Lucio
Mod Pip is now Mod Brigitte
Mod Jenos has become Mod Mercy
Mod Talus is now Mod Sombra
Not all of the mods have given the okay to this but they signed the blood contract and have no choice in the matter.
The old mods have also been retroactively renamed, with Mod Evie becoming Mod Mei, Mod Maeve becoming Mod Genji, Mod Ying becoming Mod Tracer, Mod [redacted] becoming Mod [redacted], Mod Bomb King becoming Mod Junkrat, Mod Makoa becoming Mod Roadhog, Mod Seris becoming Mod Moira and Mod Lian becoming whatever Overwatch hero people compared Lian to. I mean uh. The uh... the um. Uh... Widowmaker? That’s an Overwatch character, right? Yeah, yeah she is. Mod Lian is now Mod Widowmaker. That works. Shut up.
AND I know what you’re all thinking. “Aether, what the fuck are you talking about? You stupid idiot? You useless lesbian? You haven’t even played Overwatch even though Mod Torvald Torbjorn bought it for you as a gift what the fuck is this shit you should play it you jackass don’t be so ungrateful?”
And I understand these concerns. I worry about them constantly and am not projecting onto you, dear viewer. But fear not! I will ignore them completely.
Don’t worry guys. This is what Yui, formerly Mod Cassie and now retroactively redubbed Mod McCree, would have wanted. I swear. It’s true. She told me so. I would never lie to you ever because I love you and would not do this to you you sweet darling angel bless your soul.
Anyway we’re going to continue to deliver really quality content to you but this time it’s going to hurt! Because Overwatch’s acronym is OW. And that’s a noise you make when you are in pain. So look forward to the inception of Overwatch Confessions everyone!! I know we’re definitely only going to gain followers and not lose any from this :)))
