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Fred: Supportive Dad?

Heathcliff, buying a present for Owen: "Would you like a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "Uh... he's a boy."

Fred: "Congratulations!"

Fred: "Do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"

Mrs. Fredrickson: "I want a boy toy, please."

Fred: "Aha, don't we all."

Mrs. Fredrickson:

Fred:

Fred, to Owen: "So, little buddy, do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy? You have to choose one."

Owen: "Only one, Dad? I want the Barbie to ride the Hot Wheels."

Fred, putting Owen on his shoulders: "Both it is!"

Mrs. Fredrickson:

Toy Car

Owen: "Dad, do you want a ride with my car?"

Fred: "The toy one?"

Owen: "It's red, though."

Fred:

Fred: "HECK YEAH!"

Fred, after drinking two bottles of vodka: “What if all caterpillars are gay, and them turning into butterflies are them coming out?”

Abigail: “Please, go to sleep!”

Fred, halfway through another bottle: “But, think about it!”

Owen, from his room: “Please, just shut up!”

Fred: “Why are you naked?”

Owen, sitting in his bed: “I don’t have any clothes.”

Fred, opening his wardrobe: “Sure you do; you have lots. Like this shirt, this jacket, Hey, Hiro, these jeans...”

GoGo: “We’ll need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?”

Abigail: *looks at Owen* “Your time has come, Owen.”

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