Mrs. Fredrickson: “You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.”
Fred: “We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?”
Mrs. Fredrickson: “NO-”
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Mrs. Fredrickson: “You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.”
Fred: “We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?”
Mrs. Fredrickson: “NO-”
"Binky, wait!" -Mrs. Fredrickson
Fred: Supportive Dad?
Heathcliff, buying a present for Owen: "Would you like a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"
Mrs. Fredrickson: "Uh... he's a boy."
Fred: "Congratulations!"
Fred: "Do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?"
Mrs. Fredrickson: "I want a boy toy, please."
Fred: "Aha, don't we all."
Mrs. Fredrickson:
Fred:
Fred, to Owen: "So, little buddy, do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy? You have to choose one."
Owen: "Only one, Dad? I want the Barbie to ride the Hot Wheels."
Fred, putting Owen on his shoulders: "Both it is!"
Mrs. Fredrickson:
"Fredrick! We've been looking all over for you. You can't just disappear and leave a sign on your desk that says 'Gone Leaving'."
Mrs. Fredrickson
A Phone Conversation: Featuring Mrs. Fredrickson and Her Son
Mrs. Fredrickson: "Fredrick, are you alright?! I heard a scream coming from your room!"
Fred: "CREEPER!"
Mrs. Fredrickson: "Creeper? What's a Creeper?"
Fred: "CREEPER BLEW UP!"
Mrs. Fredrickson: "Blew up?! I'm coming to your room!"
Fred: "NO, MOM. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! MINECRAFT!"
A Hamburger... And a Drink
Mrs. Fredrickson: "Where have you been?!"
Fred: "I told you, I went to go get a hamburger."
Mrs. Fredrickson: "So it took you three hours to get a hamburger?"
Fred: "I also had a drink."
Muggy
Fred: “It’s really muggy out today, mom.”
Mrs. Fredrickson: “If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, Fredrick, I’m going to kill you.”
Fred: *sips coffee from a bowl*
-Mrs. Fredrickson meeting Abigail for the first time-
Fred: “Would you like to stay for dinner?”
Mrs. Fredrickson: “Would you like to stay forever?!”