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[ask-hauntedqilin]

permission to yeet myself and assign myself as pillow kin for the baby

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[dailyeohkakyoin]

KAKYOIN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN omg i hope you picked up your papers (also mun i love you for this its hilarious)

…..i may have panicked a little

[part5-oc-dolce]

SHOW OFF YOUR STAND I like how he looks can I hug him but also what are his stats?

[ B L A C K B I R D]

Ability: Shadow Manipulation

This stand can quickly paralyze an opponent as long as that opponent has their shadow available. Can connect the shadows to the physical bodies and his masters own shadow, making opponents ‘stuck’ or ‘frozen’ in place. He has a far reach of 150 ft and won’t wear out the stamina of his master. A self aware stand, can show emotion and make its own decisions, but would rather listen to his master…mostly.

[notsodaily-smolkakyoin]

Hiro here do you want to play games with me do you like donuts (IMSORRY)

“And, uh, donuts are okay. My friend don’t like it too much though. Sometimes I get stomachaches too so I don’t eat it a lot.”

[jjba-ocean-man]

why would he time stop in real life oh m ygod LJAIOLKASLJKASDLJKADS THE GAME WONT MOVE IN TIME STOP Im officially coming in to shame jotaro for his time stopping you giant cheater it works in real life doesnt mean it works in games!!!!

[askmelone]

((Oh my god I know I’m like months late but im free so here is a small doodle of the turtle with a bowtie)) I think I might have gotten lost, huh? Someone dropped me off here… 

“I suppose I have the time to help you out though…I like your bowtie~”

[bd-book-detective]

Are you two like the super cool detective and the bumbling police officer duo

Terunosuke: Haha, you could say so! I do most of the work around here.

Josuke: Whaaat??! Terunosuke, I'm clearly the super cool cop and you're the mumbling detective.

Terunosuke: Pfft. Who helped you find out Kira's location? Who debunked the mysterious so-called TV ghost world? Who defeated the things people call Shadows at midnight, huuh?

Josuke: Oh yeah? If it wasn't for my strong stand, you'll be beaten to a dust by that crazy pink cat of David Bowie! And that TV world is clearly real, dumbass! And who the hell helped you kill those black goops??!!

Terunosuke: Hey! Without me, all the mysterious things in Ina- I mean Morioh wouldn't ever be solved! You clearly have the brawns, and I have the brains, Josuke.

Josuke: FINE! Whatever you say, I'm still the guy who is in charge around here!

[bd-steelyfam]

No, that’s not their gang name. Shut up, don’t laugh.

P: Curious about my gang, huh? Well, here they are!

P: Around a year ago, I accidentally brushed shoulders with Balmain. She demanded me to say sorry, and I refused! My pride’s waaaay higher than that, yannow. We argued, and got our stands out! Ballsmain looked at me like a fuckin’ deer in the headlights (is that the right term???!) and said that I have potential to join her motorbike gang! How can a hot bod like me turn down that offer??!

P: Then we got to a ghetto street, and met these four other girls. Balenciaga is one sassy beast, like whenever I got angry she just comments with this monotone voice, but her smirk!! God, she never got rid of it every time she talks at me. Carla Zampatti is quieter, but really energetic if we are about to tear down the streets. She has these... y’know. Mom vibes?? I don’t know how to decribe it, but she’s really good at talking and persuading other people into doing some stuff for us!

P: Marlene Dior.. jeez. Where can I even start?! She’s always smiling flirtatiously, I mean look at her fashion! Kiss marks everywhere, even her own FUCKING FACE!! To Main, Cia, Carla, and even me! Like she would flung her arms around their neck from behind them, WHO DOES THAT??!! I must admit, she is a pretty awesome motorbiker, though.

P: And then... there’s Atroe. She prefers to be called Foo Fighters, probably because it sounds waaaay cooler than Atroe! Who names their kid Atroe? She is very smart, the smartest in the whole fuckin’ gang. Foo is... uhh.... mysterious? She is so blunt, like when Dior is joking about something stupid, she says that she is stupid (which is true) and has to reevaluate her conversation choices??!! Foo always acts like this “soooo cool awesome loner” girl, but what kind of person exists in a biker gang? A FUCKIN’ BIKER GANG??!! Look, if she really is sooo smart, why is she even in our gang??!! Cooperation is a must in gangs, missy!

P: Also, no burning people! We nearly got arrested last month because we tried to burn down another Sephora!! Marlene says it’s a quicker way for me to acquire the lipsticks, so of course I fuckin’ followed her!! And after all those fiasco, she just kept laughing and smirking and SHIT!!! Ugh, why am I always the unlucky one??!!

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