"What can I tell you about Porter Reid and our friendship? I honestly can't even repeat half of the things we've done over the years -- people would hate us. No, but, really. I've known Porter since I, Christ, ten years old? He's just always been my best friend and I'm glad; If it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't be where I am today. I'd still be in New York doing stand up, struggling to pay rent. I never would have met my fiance, Etta. He's helped my success in my career and life. He's an asshat, basically."









