God Damnit

OWEN FOSTER; ruining my life - one stupid decision at a time.

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

"What can I tell you about Porter Reid and our friendship? I honestly can't even repeat half of the things we've done over the years -- people would hate us. No, but, really. I've known Porter since I, Christ, ten years old? He's just always been my best friend and I'm glad; If it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't be where I am today. I'd still be in New York doing stand up, struggling to pay rent. I never would have met my fiance, Etta. He's helped my success in my career and life. He's an asshat, basically."

[jasonbatemanftw]

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

That one time hookedonponix and I got to hold/pet a bunch of weird fucking animals, including this marsupial.

[lindsayjillians]

[allaboutthatetta]

No matter what the future holds, this man is always going to be in my life and be my family. I love you mindlikebukowski

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

You're truly the best person I've ever met and I love you -- always.

[jeenniferaniston]

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

"Ten years together and she still makes me smile; I remember thinking, 'I just met my partner in crime' when Porter introduced us. We were always out, closing bars down, or walking around New York City until we were exhausted from walking and talking. We were young, and I fell in love."

[princessrhcenyra]

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

When you realize the paparazzi are crashing your date.

[deadgirlsart-deactivated2015050]

[princesconsuela]

[lowisblue]

[allaboutthatetta]

Everyone meet, Gatsby. Newest member to the Austen family. Surprise mindlikebukowski we got a puppy ;)

[mindlikebukowski-blog]

I'm okay with this -- as long as it doesn't shit in the house.