Tales from the Front Desk of a Vet, part 1
“I don’t know if you know a whole lot about cats, but I hope you can help me. Do you know if cats will attack nightlights? I wanted to get a pretty one, but not if Fluffy will attack and break it.”
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“What do you mean you can’t test for intestinal parasites with a blood test? that’s stupid!”
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“After you spay my dog, will she still be able to have puppies?”
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“My male dog mated with my female; they’re siblings, I thought they’d know better.”
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*answers phone* “Blank Animal Hospital, can I help you?”
“Yeah you just called me.”
“Alright let me go find out who called you. What’s your name?”
“This is Jane, Sparky’s owner.”
“Ok, what’s your last name.”
*owner huffs* “Like you don’t know.”
Finally got it all figured out. Just wanted to say Sorry, I didn’t call you, and I haven’t heard this combo of names today. I need your last name to help you.