Dec 5, 2017
all i wanna do is move away somewhere and start my life over that seems so refreshing
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all i wanna do is move away somewhere and start my life over that seems so refreshing
uhhhhh at a con like two years ago i got pretty drunk and was hanging out with this dude and he took me to his car and did shit i didn't want to do and i nvr reported it or did anything about it but he just mssged me on fb and i'm Worried now. i don't want to make it into a big deal bc no one knows about it and i wanna keep it that way but uh yikes my anxiety is High
full offense but if i was just born a dude i wouldn't have half the problems i have
I wish tumblr had the same green reblog button as twitter cause i have a shit memory and if you see two reblog of the same thing in a row thats why sorry
The wretched gremlin in my brain is watching this dumpster fire of a conversation with utter glee. Let me try this again: I am puzzled by wherems't this tiny cock humiliation idea came from because I like smol dong and humiliation isn't really a big thing for me, either. So, like? Brain??? u ok up there m8 (i'm not mad or offended or anything this is so fucking funny i feel god in this chili's tonight)
Its okay anon im laughing my asses off too
However @everycaptain wants you to come off anon he just wants to talk (hes a tiny dick lover too)
Please know that if i stop drawing laios with a third leg and chilchuck beign huge for a half foot its the day i have been taken by the aliens its important to me
That's the thing, though--it's not really my thing, either. I'm also part of the tiny dick fan club. (I have the official hat that's kinda like the D*sney mouse ears except it's tiny dicks.) I'm honestly stumped and a little bit afraid of where that ask came from. Was I drugged? One-time bad reaction to psych meds? Was I briefly possessed?!
NO NO ANON IM SORRY YOU GOT IT WRONG IM *NOT* IN THE TINY DICK CLUB
*WHIPS OUT A HAT WITH HUGE DILDOS GOING BOING BACK AND FORTH*
IM A HUGE DICK LOVER IM SORRY THE ASK WAS REALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR ME ALSO IM NOT SO MUCH IN HUMILIATION EITHER
Im sobbing laughter AKDKZKFJE IM SO SORRY ANON please now i fully support and respect you 🫡 carry along my friend
I'd forgotten all about that tiny dick ask and now I'm going through the emotional equivalent of a d20 in the dryer. The rational half of my mind begs forgiveness while the wretched gremlin half screeches in delight at having inflicted months of psychic damage. Outwardly, I'm cry-laughing at the drive-thru meme. This is what I deserve.
THE D20 ANALOGY IS SENDING MEEEEEE im so sorry anon i was worried itd be too mean of an answer but i genuinely didnt have much to reply except « I MEAN I GUESS IF THATS YOUR THING?? »
AKDKZKFJE im so sorry but also thank you for the laugh