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#oxys voice scripts #megalosomnia #dr baggs #baggs #sans undertale #the capital p is just there so i know to pop the p #Sans LOVES annoying ppl especially Baggs #Baggs gets irritated that Sans puts up such a fuss about scheduling a therapy appointment #because and i quote #“i'm allergic to therapy. i'm also allergic to doctors. might wanna keep your distance”#Sans has learned through copious RESETs that he can get away with not having to deal with something by citing allergies #If you say you don't like something #people will typically ask why #but if you're *allergic* on the other hand...

Red: I am NOT FUCKEN GAY. Baggs: He's terribly in the closet. Red: I like WOMEN. Baggs: He's taken by those with empathy and intellect that he mistakenly feels he lacks. Red: I likes me a pair of BOOBIES. Baggs: ... You spent two hours screaming in joy over mine. Red: EY!!! Thems was some NICE FUCKEN TITTIES. I didn't even know ya could DO that. Baggs: Mmm hmmm...

#oxyramblesalot #baggs megalosomnia #megalosomnia #dr baggs #red underfell #oxys voice scripts #I'm gonna voice this shit one of these days just trust me #I love these gays ok #Red is just so goddamn in the closet it's hilarious #And Baggs is so patient with his dunce of a cute man

Dirge: Doctormannnn. Come come, come watch Shrek 2 with Dirge. Are good movie, best movie. Cin-eh-mattic masterpiece.

Baggs: Dirge, I appreciate your offer. But I'm quite busy with my work. So sadly I must decline.

Dirge: .... WHAT?????

Baggs: Yes, I'm currently researching--

Dirge: BLASPHEMY!! NO SUCH THING AS "TOO BUSY FOR SHREK 2". Shrek are love, Shrek are LIFE.

Baggs: Hmmm... Perhaps in five hours, I'll entertain your--

Dirge: [Casually throws Baggs over his shoulder in a fireman's carry] Doctorman need BREAK. Doctorman need research REAL art. Baggs: E-EXCUSE ME? Can you NOT handle me like I'm some sack of potatoes?!

Dirge: Potatoes are deliciousmus, but... Too bads, so sads. Doctorman gonn LEARN the true masterpiece of Shrek 2. It are wonderfulmus, and must experience it.

Baggs: Can-- Can I at least save my bloody spreadsheet!?

Dirge: nnnnnnnnnnup. Shrek 2, nows. Dirge have many snackies that are deliciousmus, Doctorman will have GOOD time.

Baggs: [EXASPERATED SIGH]

#oxyramblesalot #megalosomnia #depths in despair multiverse #Dirge Horrortale #baggs megalosomnia #oxys voice scripts #This is gonna be voice acted some day it's gonna be great #I just had a burst of inspiration for Dirge and Baggs interacting and it's hilarious all around.#If he tried to switch Dirge for Nemo? Nemo would probably laugh his ass off over Baggs trying to get out of watching Dirge's favorite movie #Dirge has good taste

X-Gaster: You were a fool to betray me, Nightmare.

Nightmare: Mmmm, let's just say your idea of 'utopia' is... Well, bland. Dated. Not very creative.

X-Gaster: You and your little Bad Sanses--

Nightmare: Night Terrors, actually. X-Gaster: --Stand no chance against me. I have an army. Nightmare: Mmm, cute~. I have a Dirge. X-Gaster: [Scoffs] And what does that change--

[Dirge starts barreling through X-Gaster's corrupt army like a tank, throwing people around like ragdolls, and roaring]

Dirge: GIVE ME YOUR CUMMIES DAMN IT!!

[Dirge wrecks more mayhem around him as he screams out obscenities]

Dirge: SHOW DIRGE YOUR FEET PICS, QUEEN!!!

[X-Gaster's army isn't holding up too well]

Dirge: [Picks up someone] TOE PRIVILEDGES

REVOKED!!!

[Dirge rips their feet off]

X-Gaster: [Disgusted look]

Nightmare: [Smug grin] Oh, a lot, actually~.

#oxyramblesalot #depths in despair multiverse #dirge horrortale #nightmare dreamtale #X-gaster #UT MV #Nightmare enjoys Dirge's mayhem #He's not like any of the other Horrors that Nightmare has known #And he's quite fascinated by it #KILLER HATES DIRGE THO LMAO #X-gaster did not know what to think about this THING that Nightmare has in his crew #oxys voice scripts

Tasty like candy

#oxys voice scripts #megalosomnia #dr baggs #baggs #depths in despair multiverse #underfell #red underfell #sonia slate #Baggs is just blushing and being super apalled like I DO NOT TASTE LIKE CARNIVAL CANDY #mumbling on to himself about how he fine tuned his magic to be enticing #meanwhile Red and Sonia are both just like #I am SO sorry #but you literally taste like cotton candy #i wrote this in april you guys this hc has been with me for awhileeeee #I am so sorry

Killer: BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nightmare: Killer, you know damn well not to disturb me at 2pm. What the fuck is it.

Killer: The new Horror you got is freaking me the fuck out, man!

Nightmare: really.

Killer: Not only does he suck at cooking, but he keeps doing gross shit with his face!

Nightmare: ... And this is my problem, how?

Killer: It'd be funny if he wasn't doing it AT me, and it's just fucking WEIRD.

Nightmare: ... [calling out] DIRGE.

Dirge: [scampers in] YES NIGHTDADDY?

Nightmare: .... Are you making Killer uncomfortable?

Dirge: WHAT? NOOOooooo. Dirge are just doing fun things! Killy are too squeamish!

Killer: That shit's fucking nasty-- how the hell do you even DO that?!

Dirge: Dirge no tell, it are secrety secrets.

Nightmare: Enough. Show me what you've been doing.

Dirge: 'kayyyyy~. [Proceeds to stick his tongue up his nose, making a deep snorting noise. He then pokes it out of his left eyesocket, curling it into the hole on his head, and sticking it back out his right eyesocket.]

Nightmare: [Blank look]

Killer: Eeuugghh what the FUCK dude!! There are WAY better things to do with a tongue that long!

Dirge: [Winks his right eyesocket closed, and somehow raspberries Killer out of his right eyesocket]

Killer: STOP

Dirge: [trying to talk with his tongue sticking all through his face] Gnyahahah, sihheh kihhley, soh skeeemish.

Nightmare: .... Dirge?

Dirge: Yehhh Niiihhdahhhy?

Nightmare: ... The next time you're on a mission, and my brother comes to stop you? Absolutely perform that gesture of mockery.

Killer: .... OK THAT I'M GOOD WITH.

Dirge: [sucks his tongue back through, loudly slurping as he does]

Killer: [SHUDDERING]

Dirge: YAYYYYY! Nightdaddy approve of Dirge sillies, uwus!!!

Killer: ...

Nightmare: ... And by all means? Keep inventing new ways to be disgusting.

Dirge: Oh! OH! ENCOURAGEMENT! [Puts his hands on his cheekbones] BLUSHES UWUS~.

Killer: WHO SAYS THAT SHIT OUTLOUD??

Dirge: Dirge do? DUHHHH.

#oxys voice scripts #depths in despair multiverse #Dirge Horrortale #Nightmare Dreamtale #Dreamtale #killer sans #Killer is used to other horror sanses #Killer is deeply confused by and freaked out by Dirge #Nightmare is just slurping on that discomfort #while Dirge is just like GNYAHAHAHA YESSSS The discomfort are REAL #Killer is just so uncomfy man misses their old Horror's cooking and they pick up someone who can outgremlin Killer.

#oxys voice scripts #megalosomnia #dr baggs #baggs #red underfell #underfell #baggs megalosomnia #YEOOPPPP I'M GONNA VOICE THESE TWO BICKERING SOME DAY #HELL YEAHHHHHH LETS GOOOOO #Baggs lets Red think he's got the upper hand in their little bickerfests #And then turns shit around on him real quick #Though sometimes he gets the VERY pleasant surprise of Red turning shit around on him #and being VERY FREAKING DOMMY #Man melts over a table having a RRRRRRREAL GOOD TIME

Baggs: ... So you've punched Dream? Blue: Yeah, he got in the way. Baggs: ... And you've punched Ink. Blue: Fucker shouldn't have been trying to show me art he drew of me doin' awful stuff to Papy! Baggs: Right. And Error? Blue: Ran his gosh diddly darn damn mouth about my brother. Baggs: ... Ehm... By chance, Red? Blue: Oh pshhh, me and Red punch each other all the time! Baggs: Dare I ask-- Is there someone you haven't punched? Blue: ... [points at Baggs] Baggs: [Sputtering while trying to use his magic on Blue] I'LL ASK YOU TO KINDLY REFRAIN FROM DOING SO.

#oxyramblesalot #oxys voice scripts #I'M SORRY IT POPPED IN MY HEAD