Concept Idea Porco Rosso (Underfell and Swapfell????"
Okay, so I was watching Porco Rosso and it occured to me that it is literally the perfect movie for Underfell Red? Like smexy Skelton Pilot in a bad-ass red plane? And the dork in me exploded.
I tried to make concept art, because when I picture it, I think of a Insert-Self x Red opportunity. But in two different ways. So I got sidetracked. Didn't put a lot of effort in. I also suck at drawing Skelly-Boys so that didn't help but I decided writing it out may work better???
I hope you enjoy, and possibly get inspired. The art will be at the end.
"But the answers no, I have kind of a bet going on here."
You look down at the book in your hands that you were clutching. Smiling fondly at it.
"I bet myself if a certain man came to visit me in my Garden, we'd fall in love…"
You can't stop the sigh that escapes your lips.
"But the fool only comes to my restaurant at night. He…he never shows in the daylight."
Black inhaled as he prepared to speak, you froze as a familiar noise came from the distance. Standing up you shoved your book into Black's hands and rushed out of the pavilion to your balcony.
That red plane you'd both come to love and despise was flying through the air. Coming straight towards you it seemed.
But as always he never landed, instead performing an aerial loop, and spinning away into the clouds… where he belonged.
Of course…it was too much to hope today was the day he'd actually…
Black shot you a quizzical look as you shook your head.
"He left without landing."
"ARE YOU KIDDING? YOUR BET IS ABOUT THAT JERK?"
Your smile was more and more genuine as you spoke with a soft laugh.
"Life is more complicated here, than in your country."
"If you're only looking for a fling that's easy…"
"Go to Hollywood yourself little boy."
With another laugh you left him.
"What the HELL are you talking about? You guys don't understand a word I said!"
Red could only watch with interest as they yelled at the group of Sea Pirates. This was definitely not how he expected things to turn out.
"I asked whether you feel ashamed or not. Aren't you ashamed of being helped by Black, an American? If your mother's heard about that, they would cry."
"Also what the hell are you saying, you don't even bathe?!"
He couldn't help but chuckle at the stunned expression of those stupid bastards.
"Red came back to fight against Black, for the pride and honor of the Pilots of Ebott Sea!
"You guys have no guts or honor. You are the lowest of the low. Fight with dignity!"
You crossed your arms, scowling at Undyne. Red could tell she'd been rather stunned by your push back.
"Well that's why I was opposed to hiring Black in the first place."
"Coward. Trying to worm your way out of this."
"B-Boss what should we do? They have a convincing argument."
"We'll need to preserve both sides honor…we'll have to ask Black."
"You mean ask him to fight the SKELETON- Again?"
Oh the irony. These idiots seemed to miss the fact Black was also a Skeleton.
"The contract is already over…I'm so ashamed."
Undyne seemed really distraught. Which was well deserved. And now to wrap things up here-
High above, in a gap carved into the cliffs Black stood (?) His arms and legs pressing against the walls of the cliff. Keeping him held in place.
"I HEARD YOU TALKING. I'M NOT GOING TO RUN AWAY!"
"you morons, you came down through there?"
Black gave a yell before leaping from his position in the cliffs and plummeted before landing firmly on his feet. He almost stumbled, but firmly continued walking as if he was a damn god.
Red shoved his bag of various items into the arms of one of the pirates and began moving towards Black.
"YOU WANT A REMATCH DON'T YOU. BUT I ALREADY WON ONCE."
He was going to wipe that pathetic smirk off his face.
"I'M NO LONGER A BODY GUARD FOR THESE GUYS."
All the more reason to beat-
"You mean you won't fight for free? What's your proposition?"
You had made your way to the front of the small mob of pirates and were glowering at Black. Who took one look at you before-
He clasped your hands, and you gave a small noise of disgusted surprise.
"WILL YOU MARRY ME IF I WIN? I'M SERIOUS."
Ha! As if they'd give in to-
"Okay- but if Red wins you pay these bills!'
You somehow managed to slap Black in the face with that notebook of yours. A small distraction that kept him from completely losing it.
Aaron shoved Red backwards and he was immediately surrounded by a mixture of weapons and magic attacks. Something he could've easily escaped. But he didn't.
"You still have time to think about this."
Undyne sounded rather gentle for once, and Red eyed her suspiciously.
"THESE BILLS ARE A LITTLE EXPENSIVE."
"They're extremely reasonable"
"Are you going to fight or not Black?"
Undyne almost seemed to be trying to prevent this, which was an abrupt change from before.
"I'LL GLADLY FIGHT FOR THE ONE I LOVE."
"Okay everybody listen up!"
Undyne's yell echoed through the island, almost as loud as that insufferable Black's.
"I'm very impressed with the humans determination! My group will back this fight up!"
"The air pirate alliance will too!"
"Bye Human!!! See you soon!"
"HEY SKELETON, DON'T RUN AWAY."
"shut up, and get off my island!"
As quickly as they'd exploded onto the small island they vanished, Black following on top of the crowd.
