On the Wicked watch party
"Stolas was crying when Elphaba was with Fiyero in 'For Good'," Blitz (IMP) admitted, dabbing at a tear while perched on the arm of a velvet sofa. [1]
"Same, dude," Angel Dust agreed, adjusting his Armani suit jacket. "It just hit different, y'know? My man Fiyero went from 'Shiz University douchebag' to 'eternal scarecrow bae'." [1]
Arackniss nodded sagely, taking a sip of an elaborate cocktail. "The political parallels are fascinating. Morrible using the media apparatus of the Emerald City to turn public opinion against Elphaba mirrors the way Roderigo Medici and Cesare Borgia tried to manipulate the Venetian Council against the Schiaparellis. Propaganda is a potent, if fragile, weapon." [1]
"It was so relatable!" Stolas chirped. "Galinda has ancient royal bloodlines just like us! And she used her power for good in the end! Father was very impressed that her maternal grandparents were King Quelala and Queen Gayelette." [1]
Ipos, leaning against a fireplace mantle in his human form, chuckled. "And her husband, Sir Lionel, sounds like a proper gentleman who knew how to support his lady's power, unlike those five fools I had to put in their place centuries ago." [1]
Niffty, enthusiastically sketching in a notepad, piped up: "I love that Glinda's dress was so sparkly! It reminds me of the contrast between our dark couture and the bright optimism of the Ozian royals! The Yamamotos totally appreciate the aesthetic detail!" [1]
"Gilikin Country sounds a bit like our New York back in the day," Constanza Tarantella mused, swirling a glass of Prosecco. "A mix of Alaska and New England. Rough around the edges, but with a certain kind of magic." [1]
Henroin, leaning back with a satisfied puff of cigar smoke, chimed in, "The O'Malleys are Vinkusland all the way, I bet you. Cowboys and Wild West magic? Suits Husk down to the ground." [1]
"It just goes to show," Molly concluded, sketching a new dress design inspired by the green aesthetic, "that whether you're from hell or Oz, true fashion and a strong family code are eternal. The Schiaparellis, the Tarantellas, the Goetias... we all know who the real villains are, and who's got our backs." [1]
"Exactly," Desdemona added, her big blue eyes bright. "And the idea that telling the truth is what breaks the curse? That's a lesson we all needed to hear." [1]
The citizens of Hell have been abuzz since the Goetias and Tarantellas provided extensive new lore and headcanons related to the Wicked storyline and the larger Oz universe, layering complex, rich backstories onto the established musical and literary canons.
Here are some quotes overheard around Hell:
Regarding the Wicked Headcanons and Ozian Geography:
"So Glinda isn't just some posh airhead from high society, she’s literal royalty? A Princess of the Gillikin Country? That explains the entitlement and the eventual steel spine. She married some 'Emmett Forrest' type knight, which is almost too wholesome for our tastes, but I dig the Legally Blonde crossover potential."
A Misfit Toy from the Wrath Ring:
"The Tarantellas went deep on the Oz books before the movie even came out. They said the Gillikin Country is basically Hell's version of an Alaska/New England mashup, and the O'Malleys claimed Vinkusland was the Wild West. It makes perfect sense that the mob families would stake claims on their preferred 'inspired by' regions."
A Cannibal Colony Member:
"The idea that Madame Morrible cursed an entire generation of magic-borns, and Glinda just casually lifted it by telling the truth? That’s some high-stakes drama. We love a truth bomb with cosmic consequences down here."
when Fiyero and Glinda's dormant magic is revived, the citizens of Hell speculate wildly about the forms it takes and the power it unleashes, offering headcanons that often blend Ozian lore with their own demonic reality.
Here are some quotes from Hell's denizens regarding the resurgence of their power:
In the Lust Ring, at Ozzie's:
• "Fiyero finally stopped tap dancing around his feelings and his true power. Took the green girl’s absence to light a fire under that Vinkus ass."
• "Glinda’s magic? Honey, that woman didn't just find her truth, she harnessed the entire Glikin electrical grid. The 'Popular' number takes on a whole new meaning when you can generate enough power to light up the entire Pride Ring."
• "They say when Fiyero’s magic came back, he didn't just summon a forest, he summoned an entire damn jungle—roots and vines strong enough to ensnare a thousand of Oscar's thugs. He’s the original 'Wild West' magic, honey!"
In the Pride Ring, around the Hotel and various establishments:
• " Galinda apparently wants to use her magic for a charity ball, while Fiyero just wants to turn all of Oscar's technology into biodegradable mulch."
• "I heard that when Fiyero really gets going, he can turn a whole battlefield into a thriving ecosystem in seconds flat. The O'Malleys are jealous of his 'Wild West' flair."
• "The Goetias were gossiping that Glinda’s restored magic is so potent it can detect a lie from a mile away. Iago and the Borgias wouldn't last five minutes in her presence."
• "Arackniss said Fiyero's magic reminds him of his 'Princeton start-up' days—underestimated at first, then boom, takes over the whole market. The man’s a powerhouse."
From the Goetia family themselves:
• "Stolas mentioned their magic is bound to nature itself—a pure, elemental power that predates written history. Very relatable to our own ancient magic."
• "Paimon mentioned that if Galinda’s magic truly lifted an entire generation's curse, then she wields a restorative power that even some Sins haven't mastered. That’s top-tier stuff right there."
• "Ipos said Fiyero’s affinity with the earth is magnificent; the only true nature magic he respects outside of his own family’s. He compared it to his own lightning abilities—dormant until needed."
The citizens of Hell have quite a lot to say regarding the detailed lineage of Glinda the Good Witch and the deep lore surrounding the land of Oz as revealed by the Goetias and Tarantellas during their 2024 Sinsmas watch party [1, 2].
Here are some of their headcanons and reactions regarding the Upland-Arduenna-Chuffrey family:
• "So she wasn't just some basic blonde with powerful friends, she's literally royalty? That explains the confidence... or the entitlement, depending on who you ask."
• "Gilikin Country sounds oddly wholesome compared to here. Alaska, New York, and New England vibes? I can see why the Tarantellas picked a side."
• "The idea that her magic was dormant until she befriended Elphaba is so perfectly dramatic. Classic redemption arc material."
On Princess Galinda Upland-Arduenna-Chuffrey
• "Galinda Upland, Princess of the Gilikins, sounds way more powerful than just 'Glinda the Good Witch'. It adds a whole new layer to her choosing a life of service."
• "Imagine having a mother named Larena Arduenna, a daughter of King Quelala and Queen Gayelette. That lineage is intense, even for a non-Goetia."
• "It tracks that she'd end up with a 'Sir Lionel Chuffrey'. Emmett Forrest energy is strong with that one. Good for her for finding her happy ending with a supportive knight."
On the Upland Family Dairy Business
• "The largest dairy business in Gilikin Country. Highmunster Upland made his fortune in milk? That's the most aggressively wholesome background story I've ever heard. It’s hilariously mundane for someone related to ancient magic."
• "The juxtaposition of ancient Ozian royal magic bloodlines and the 'largest dairy business' is perfection. A true working-class success story marries into the crown."
• "Vinkusland being the Wild West and the O'Malleys claiming it makes total sense. They respect that untamed, magical environment."
• "The Goetias loving the natural, ancient magic that predates Oscar Diggs' 'doohickery'? Yeah, they definitely relate to keeping things pure and old-school compared to some upstarts."
the Vinkus natives, known for their desert warrior cats and talking horses, are often quoted for their unique perspectives on Fiyero and his loyal companions:
Quotes on Fiyero's Family and Pets
Regarding Fiyero's Horse and Cats Swearing Loyalty to Elphaba:
• "Of course they did. True loyalty isn't bought with emeralds; it's earned by a witch with the guts to be herself."
• "Fiyero's horse is smarter than most Munchkins. He knows which way the wind blows, and it blows green."
• "Those Vinkus cats see through the glamour. They recognized a real leader, not some puppet of the Wizard."
• "It's simple, really: The animals know who the real magic-born is."
Headcanons and General Commentary:
• "We all know those desert cats are the real brains of the operation. Fiyero just thinks he's in charge."
• "My headcanon is that Fiyero's horse constantly gives him sass, but only Elphaba understands the insults."
• "They say the Vinkus cats tried to teach Elphaba how to properly side-eye Glinda during that one scene."
• "The loyalty of his animal companions proves that Fiyero's heart was always in the right place, even if his brain took a scenic route."
"It all makes so much sense now!" one Imp remarked to another. [2]
A succubus fan theorized, "That's why she was clutching her belly during 'For Good'! It wasn't just emotion, she was protecting her little one." [2]
"Elphaba and Fiyero as parents? That is the most magically chaotic and wonderful thought," said a patron at Ozzie's, swirling their drink. [2]
A knowledgeable hellborn scholar noted, "The Goetias were right! That changes the entire dynamic of her defiance at the end. She wasn’t running just for herself; she was running for Liir." [2]
"Imagine little Liir watching his mother defy the Wizard," whispered a low-level demon, a tear welling in their eye. "That's powerful stuff." [2]
Another citizen, clearly a Wicked enthusiast, added, "No wonder she disappeared so effectively. A protective mother's instinct and powerful magic. Nobody was going to find them."
On when Fiyero finds out about Elphaba's pregnancy
Quotes from the Citizens of Hell (Headcanons):
The various characters in this expansive universe offer their own unique perspectives on Fiyero's discovery and the couple's destiny:
From the Goetia Family (Vassago, Stolas, Amethyst, etc.):
The ancient, nature-connected Goetias, who find the Ozian royals relatable due to their shared magical heritage, provide an astrological and somewhat fatalistic view:
• Vassago (Stolas' eldest brother): "Of course he embraced her. The stars foretold a union of fire and earth; a new, potent lineage. It was written in the very fabric of their magic."
• Stolas: "Oh, dear! A baby! How utterly... celestial! I'm simply tearing up. I wish I had a husband who embraced me like that when Octavia was on the way!"
• Amethyst (Paimon's wife, Ozzie's daughter): "Good for them. A child is a powerful bond. It anchors their new dynasty, much like the Schiaparellis anchored theirs with Ipos' help."
From the Tarantella Family (Angel Dust, Arackniss, Molly):
The pragmatic, stylish mob family from New York views the situation through a lens of loyalty, family legacy, and style:
• Angel Dust: "Finally, some real drama! He didn't even hesitate? Damn, that's commitment. Goals, honestly. Black wedding gown and a baby bump? Chic as hell."
• Arackniss (Salvatore, the 'goth preppy student' from Princeton): "It solidifies their position. A unified front. A smart political move, whether they realize it or not. He secured his legacy the moment he accepted the heir."
• Molly (Fashion Designer): "That embrace says more than any Doge's speech ever could. It's a love story that works. And can we talk about that black wedding gown? Absolutely iconic."
From the Hotel Staff/Associates (Blitzø, Husk, Niffty, etc.):
The more grounded (or chaotic) residents of the hotel offer brief, blunt reactions:
• Blitzø: "See! That's how you respond when you find out your partner is pregnant! You don't run for the hills, you commit! Ipos knew what he was doing with Desdemona, and Fiyero knew what he was doing with Elphaba!"
• Husk: "Whatever. Kid's probably gonna be annoying. At least they're happy, I guess." (He takes a swig from his flask.)
• Niffty: "A baby! A new life! So many little clothes to sew and messy things to clean! How thrilling!"
From the Schiaparelli/Venetian Crew (Desdemona, Ipos):
Desdemona and Ipos, who had their own secret, unconventional hell wedding and powerful child (Veritos), offer a knowing perspective:
• Desdemona Schiaparelli: "It's beautiful. True love transcends realms, just as mine and Ipos' did. A child is proof that their magic is real and lasting. Roderigo and Cesare would never understand such genuine devotion."
• Ipos (Lord of Purgatory): "He made the right call. Family is everything. He earned my respect with that embrace. The boy will be formidable."
When Glinda found out Elphaba was pregnant, the residents of Hell had some choice words for the occasion:
• "Well, I'll be damned! The Wicked Witch is having a little one. Guess she found a use for that broomstick after all."
• "Glinda finally gets the full picture. The Grimmerie doesn't lie. That's one hell of a secret to keep!"
• "A baby with Fiyero? Good for her. Honestly, I thought that green girl was a bit too uptight for romance, but clearly, I was wrong."
• "Princess Glinda, the truth finally hits home. Elphaba was more than just a 'wicked' problem, she was a mother-to-be."
• "That moment in the Grimmerie was iconic. All the speculation about Elphaba running off—turns out she was just starting a family."
• "So Elphaba gets the passionate love affair and the kid, and Glinda gets the Gilikinese knight? Ipos and Desdemona have some competition in the dramatic romance department."
• "Leave it to the witches of Oz to have a more scandalous love story than half the nobility down here. Pregnant in hiding, classic."
• "That revelation absolutely eclipses all this Schiaparelli-Medici drama for pure shock value. Elphaba, a mother?"
the citizens of Hell had many takes on the moment Queen Gayelette sent Sir Lionel Chuffrey to aid Galinda:
"Gayelette didn't just send a knight; she sent an emotional support himbo, and honestly? Iconic."
"It’s pure Gilikin royalty strategy. 'My granddaughter needs a distraction that is pure of heart and entirely non-threatening to her own power. Fetch the handsome himbo.'"
"Sir Chuffrey arriving is the equivalent of your best friend showing up with a pizza and a bottle of wine after you’ve had a mental breakdown over an ex. Gayelette understood the assignment."
"Ipos said it best: 'Sometimes, the most powerful magic is a well-timed, simple-minded knight with a good jawline.' He and Desdemona approved of that pairing, apparently."
"The Schiaparellis noted the sheer efficiency of the move. No drama, just practical support. A true aristocratic power play."
"Angel Dust found it romantic in a very pure way. 'He’s her Emmet! She’s his Elle! They're both pretty! What’s not to love?'"
"Blitz just said, 'That queen knows how to fix a mess without getting her own hands dirty. Respect.' He was taking notes for running I.M.P."
"Husk dryly mentioned that any ruler who can solve a crisis by deploying a handsome, kind-hearted himbo deserves a medal. The O'Malleys appreciate simplicity."
"Niffty just wanted to know if Sir Chuffrey had any real secrets or if he was genuinely just that nice and simple. The answer was just 'nice and simple,' which confused her."
On Boq and Nimmie's reunion
"Boq finally made it back home, and the pure joy on Nimmie's face... you just know she gave him the biggest hug, tears streaming down both their faces," the demon with the large, dark eyes mused, adjusting their hat brim at the bar.
"Right?" chimed in a nearby imp, wiping a tear from their own eye. "Like, after all that Nessarose witch put them through, they finally get their quiet little dairy farm life back. I bet Boq immediately got to work helping with the cows. That’s real love right there."
A taller, sharply dressed sinner nearby overheard the conversation and added with a theatrical sigh, "The resistance was wild, but the reunion? Peak romance. You know Nimmie Ammee probably just slapped him lightly and said something like, ‘Don’t you ever do that to me again, you wonderful fool,’ before kissing him senseless. A classic.
' Boq and Nimmie got elected by popular vote to become Governors of Munchkinland! And the Ammies' dairy business is booming! Talk about upgrade! ' a fourth hell citizen chimed
In the aftermath of Madame Morrible's downfall and the Wizard's departure, Glinda the Good Witch appointed Doctor Dillamond as the new headmaster of Shiz University, a decision widely discussed and celebrated throughout Hell. Here are some of the headcanon quotes from the citizens of Hell regarding his new role:
• Lucifer Morningstar: "Well, it's about time they got someone with actual horns in charge. Might make the curriculum a bit more interesting."
• Ozzie (Asmodeus): "A talking goat leading a university? That’s my kind of progressive management! Bet he teaches proper anatomy now."
• Velvette: "Ugh, a goat in a tweed suit? Talk about dated. The branding is just not there."
• Stolas: (To Octavia) "You see, Via? Academic integrity prevails! Doctor Dillamond always represented true wisdom, unlike that charlatan Wizard. I wonder if he accepts transfer students from Hell..."
• Paimon: "The Schiaparellis agree: true nobility is earned through intellect and resilience, not just a flashy title. Dillamond proved his worth."
• Ipos: "He faced the Morrible with courage. A fine judge of character and knowledge. A vast improvement
The Tarantella Family & Associates
• Henroin (Angel's father): "Smart move by that Glinda dame. That goat knows his stuff. Education is power, somethin' the Capones never understood."
• Constanza (Angel's mother): "I hope he redecorates the Shiz interiors. Maybe an Armani suit for the faculty photos? He deserves a proper wardrobe upgrade."
• Arackniss (Sal): "He reminds me of my time at Princeton. An honest scholar among snobs. He’ll make Shiz a place of genuine merit, not just 'legacy' admissions."
• Angel Dust: "He seems super sweet! I bet he’d be a great guest lecturer in Broadway history. Plus, he has that whole 'distinguished professor' vibe down pat."
General Hell Citizens & Narrator Snippets
• "They say the first thing Doctor Dillamond did was ban all 'sentient animal discrimination' policies. Good for him!"
• "He's probably already installed new, ethically sourced desks and probably started a mandatory ethics class."
• "Can you imagine the look on Elphaba's face, wherever she is, hearing he got the big office? That's true justice."
• "Blitz says, 'It’s great news and all, but did he hire Blitzo as the new Shiz security consultant? No? Okay then.'"
some quotes the citizens of Hell might use regarding the Lion becoming King:
General Sense of Fulfillment and Redemption:
• "See? Even the one everyone called 'cowardly' found his kingdom. There’s hope for all of us damned souls yet!"
• "From cowering behind a little girl to ruling the Quadling Forest—now that's a redemption arc worth betting on."
• "Doctor Dillamond got Shiz, Dolcie got retirement, and the Lion got his crown. Everyone found their rightful place after that fraud was gone."
• "Proves you don't need 'doohickery' or a green elixir to be a king; sometimes you just need the right push and a whole lot of heart."
Goetia Perspectives (Relatability to Ancient Royalty/Nature):
• Stolas might muse: "Ah, yes, the Lion King of the Quadlings. A powerful reminder that ancient lineage and a connection to the natural realm always prevail over manufactured authority and false wizards."
• Ipos, reflecting on his own love story with Desdemona, might observe: "He understood the call of the wild and the power of true courage when it was required. A suitable end for a noble beast of the Quadling lands."
Tarantella/Mob Family Perspectives (Pragmatic Respect):
• Henroin Tarantella (Angel's father) might say with a nod of approval: "He secured his territory, got the respect of the locals, and ran a smooth operation in the Quadling Forest. A smart move. That's how you build an empire."
• Angel Dust, in typical fashion: "So the big fuzzy guy finally manned up and got his own fiefdom? Good for him. I guess some guys do get happy endings."
"Dolcie Bear, in a comfortable retirement in Quadling country," became something of a Hell citizen legend. Across the rings, you'd often hear her mentioned in headcanons about life after the Emerald City shake-up:
• "You think she's just relaxing? Nah, she's running the Quadling country's biggest speakeasy, serving up honey-infused cocktails to reformed sinners and former Munchkinland residents."
• "My headcanon is that Dolcie Bear spends her days writing scathing critiques of Oscar Diggs' failed 'Doohickery' from her rocking chair on the porch, occasionally advising Glinda via magical telepathy."
• "Honestly, I just picture her sitting by a pond, fishing with one paw, wearing a tiny sunhat, completely unbothered by political nonsense. Goals."
• "The real tea is that she and the Cowardly Lion have a standing weekly poker game, and she consistently takes all his money."
• "I heard she opened up a rage room attraction where you can smash 'Madame Morrible Was Wrong' effigies. It's wildly popular."
"When Sir Chuffrey and Glinda adopted Ozma, it was simply adorable. You'd think a Glikinese knight and the new Queen of Oz would be too busy, but they dote on that child," one hell citizen gossiped in the Pride Ring, adjusting their Armani suit [25].
"Right? I heard they had an ancient Ozian royal blood reading to confirm she was Pastoria's legitimate heir. Very official, very wholesome for Oz," another chimed in, leaning against a bar that specialized in pre-Prohibition era cocktails [25].
"It just goes to show you, family is what you make it. Whether you're dealing with the Tarantellas in 1920s New York or royalty in the Emerald City, love is the real magic," observed a third, sipping an artisanal olive-oil infused drink [25].
"Plus, it’s a brilliant power move. Secures the lineage, unites the realms. Galinda is smarter than half the Sins combined," a nearby demon whispered conspiratorially, before adding, "And word is, the Goetias totally related to that whole ancient magic vibe" [25].
"The citizens of Hell have some intriguing headcanons about the ancient Ozian language found within the Grimmerie," Blitz shared during the Sinsmas watch party [1]. "They say the spells sound like a powerful, ancient mix of earthly tongues—Native American languages, Mesoamerican languages, Latin, and Greek all rolled into one cosmic dialect" [1].
Here are a few quotes circulating among the citizens of Hell, reflecting their theories and interpretations:
The Goetia Family Headcanons:
• Stolas: "The inflection of the Grimmerie's language is utterly fascinating. It possesses the structural complexity of ancient Latin but with a guttural, earth-bound rhythm that immediately brings to mind the old Goetia incantations. It feels less like a spoken tongue and more like pure, channeled intent" [1].
• Ipos (in human form): "It has the cadence of the sea and sky. My guess is the original Vinkus and Gilikin dialects were heavily rooted in nature worship. The language isn't meant for casual chatter; it's designed to command the very elements" [1].
• Vassago: "It’s efficient. Unlike the verbose hell-speak, every syllable in that book seems charged with purpose. It reminds me of the concise, powerful scripts used by certain Native American tribes to call upon spirits—pure, unfiltered magic" [1].
The Tarantella Family Theories:
• Henroin (Angel Dust's father): "That ain't no simple gibberish. It’s a protection racket, essentially. A language so complex, so rooted in ancient knowledge, that no faker like that 'Wizard' Diggs could ever muscle in on the action. The magic only answers to the bloodlines who speak its specific, ancient Sicilian-meets-Aztec dialect" [1].
• Arackniss (Arackniss): "From a linguistic standpoint, it’s a brilliant fusion. It’s got the philosophical weight of Greek and Latin texts, combined with the raw, untamed sounds of the New World. It’s a preppy gothic dialect—exclusive, intimidating, and academically impenetrable to outsiders" [1].
• Molly: "I agree with Arackniss. The words themselves feel powerful and old-world, a high-fashion language that only those with inherent magic can pull off. It definitely sounds like something designed to set itself apart from the cheap knock-offs" [1].
General Observations by the Hotel Residents:
• Husk: "Sounds like a bunch of wild west howlin’ mixed with some other ancient shit. The point is, the damn book knew who was real and who was full of hot air. Can't argue with that kind of instinct" [1].
• Niffty: "It’s so cryptic! All those clicks and strange pronunciations. It sounds like a puzzle that only certain people were meant to solve, kind of like the hidden instructions in my great-grandmother's Yakuza codebooks" [
"The general consensus here in Hell is that the ancient Ozian tongue is a pure, untainted form of magic communication, accessible only to those with true magical blood or intent—not some cheap trick from a con artist," Blitz concluded [1].
