Ozma,after Oscar got shot: aww it’s baby’s first official betrayal
Other incarnations: awww
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Ozma,after Oscar got shot: aww it’s baby’s first official betrayal
Other incarnations: awww
Ozpin: be the bigger person
Oscar: if you wanted to be the bigger person then you shouldn't have reincarnated into a fourteen year old
Ozpin:...because you're short?
Oscar: what do I do if they try to apologize?
Ozpin: you tell them you only accept apologies in cash
Oscar: and if not?
Ozma: hit them with the pain stick
Oscar: please just call it a cane
How I remember the main Oz’s, a summery:
Ozma: shouldn’t have trusted the essential oils, vaccinate your kids
Ozma 2.0:part time monster fucker full time magic man
almost naked Ozma: put on some clothes you look cold
Drunken Ozma: please someone help him
Introvert hermit wizard Ozma: would’ve survived quarantine, self isolation king
Could be a Disney character inventor Ozma: I know what we’re going to do today Ferb
Mustache Ozma: shave it
King Ozma but it worked out: just admit it you bastard we know you are
Chaotic bending of the truth Ozma : liar liar goth killed in a fire
Ozma featuring brain cells: country roads take him home
Something that brings me joy is thinking about how the Oz before Ozpin (probably the king of vale) watched him fire students off a cliff into a Grimm infested forest and just thought ‘fuck, this guys training the next one’
Ozma: Oscar our magic is very limited and you should only use it in absolute emergencies
Oscar: I get the point you’re trying to make but consider this-
Oscar: I make a giant rainbow
Ozma: *sighs* you’re definitely Ozpins successor
Ozpin: :D
RWBY crack theory 3:
Every Oz reincarnation it rotates between prep, goth, nerd and jock like the avatar cycle
Ozpin: Oscar I think you should change your hairstyle
Oscar:...to what
Ozpin: curtain bangs
Ozpin: so I can be...the man behind the curtain
Oscar:... I will end both of us, right here right now, if you speak one more word