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im bored and at work so.... show me an f/o of yours (just 1 at a time, please!) and ill tell you what i think their go-to coffee shop order is.

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oh fuck im thinking of him while listening to hozier its all over

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"what are those colorful little things?"

"i don't know. but i dream about them sometimes, amid long flowing tendrils of green, floating in the water. i think... i think they were alive, once."

elusive smiling malachi! (he/him pronouns!) (tumblr messed with quality, click for less fuzz)

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IT'S OFFICIAL! VOLO AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED ON MAY 1ST, OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. AND YOU'RE INVITED!

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ice king is approaching f/o crush territory for me not even gonna lie

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hi.

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here's my spidersona, spidercat! have some fun facts abt him under the cut:

-his cat, nyx, is really bad at catching insects. nyx brought him a half-alive spider and when he went to put it out of its misery it bit him and then his cat licked the bite. kitty dna got in there and now hes like that

-he doesnt have a name besides spidercat! i mean, he does, but he doesn't like it. he doesnt pass irl and hasnt come out either so as far as hes concerned his secret identity is spidercat.

-his suit has pawpads! alongside looking adorable, they also have propulsion gel a la portal 2 that let him jump a lot further/sneak around better

-the cat ears and tail are real. he has to hide them when hes not in his costume, which sucks

-hes kind of an asshole to other spiders- partially due to his arachnophobia and also partially due to the fact that he thinks the whole canon thing is bullshit. none of those important events have happened to HIM (yet.) so why does it matter?

-he is NOT my self insert for my spotship! hes not into the spot in my head. hes just a funny little guy.

im not 100% on his suit design, so it might change in the future- but the color scheme and symbol will stay the same for sure