#ozz harem

[ozzgin]

Marry me 💍💍💍🩷

Here we go again

[ozzgin]

Ozz name a woman

Me, I'm a woman. Even more, I could be your woman if you happen to be a lawyer, or have well-established connections to lawyers.

Please call me I've been taken to court again

[ozzgin]

Would you be the 200 bananas in my Math problem? 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌💍🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

Boy, I heckin love bananas. Two hundred might be a bit much, but I think I'll ma-...what was that sound?

[ozzgin]

WE SHOULD START A CULT IN OZZ'S IMAGE

Anon pls, I already have a worryingly long list of spouses, several children, and multiple random housemates in my walls, floors, and on my lawn. It's enough of a cult to me.

If you truly must, I provide you with this holy rock I found in a park yesterday.

[ozzgin]

Looks like everybody has gave you a flower already here take my toe ;)

- the 2nd person you married

Thank you for the donation, I shall treat it with utmost care in my finger garden. Got it a fresh pot and everything.

[ozzgin]

Since you're married just about a million times, then I want to be adopted by you

I have faked your signature on the adoption papers, you have no choice<3

You didn’t need to bother with fake signatures, I would’ve just assumed you’re one of queenie’s offspring. I am aware of my player status.

Either way, welcome to the family, baby anon. You're in good hands.

[ozzgin]

I was away for a while- you know, adult responsibilities......and you were adopting people???? I'm a mom???? stepmother???? How does this work

Looking back, it might've been a tad improper of me to adopt a child without consulting the rest of the harem members. My apologies. You may decide its fate now.

What should we do with baby anon?

Provide baby with world's finest luxuries

Send baby on a dangerous, self-discovery journey

Teach baby about stock investment to be independent

Throw baby in active volcano (may return for revenge)

Voting ended onJul 4, 2024

[ozzgin]

*breaks your door down*

Get up, Ozz. We're married now >:D

Sir yes sir