#p muses

[the-celestial-bitch]

guys a throuple doesnt have to be like this

it can also be like this!!

[the-celestial-bitch]

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside

my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

[the-celestial-bitch]

i dont think noelle and kris are dead in chapter 7 side B but it would be a ballsy move to have an extended cutscene where people are mourning them thus reminding the player that we really drowned their asses for nothing

[the-celestial-bitch]

rest in fucking piss u warmongering piece of shit

[the-celestial-bitch]

i do want there to be an afterlife solely bc i think salieri would be rolling in his grave bc most people only know him through a made up fact about his psychosexual obsession with mozart. and i think thats awesome

[the-celestial-bitch]

god forbid u age past 25 in iran everyone and their mothers will be waiting desperately for ur marriage

[the-celestial-bitch]

my friends husband is so deathly afraid of his little son becoming gay it is truly a test of my patience to be in the same room as him recently

[the-celestial-bitch]

does tumblr know that the da vinki twins plagiarize other peoples contents or did they miss the update