△ Percy
How do you clean yourself if you're so against The Man™? Do you just use water?
"HUH??? Is The Man FOR soap or AGAINST dirt?? Or wait? CRAP. I DON'T KNOW!
What I DO know is you can't waste water so TURN THAT TAP OFF when you're brushing and YOU'D BETTER NOT DO YOUR DISHES UNDER RUNNING WATER OR I WILL COME FOR YOU, PUNK.
I just go and bathe in the ocean! No chemicals or other crap! But I know this girl, Narce, right? She's got a sensitive nose and I SMELL LIKE CRAP from working with my stink bombs all day. So I have some fresh water sources like puddles and crap, and wash up in a bucket. ORGANIC SOAP. NON SCENTED. SENSITIVE SKIN. 100%. My skin is like asphalt so I don't need the whimp edition-HA! But it's supposed to be SOFT on the ENVIRONMENT. And that shit RIPS.
RECYCLE OR BE RECYCLED. Peace out, PIP SQUEAK!"
Uncomfortable level: 2/10 Reason: The supposed stance The Man™ has on soap confuses and enrages her.