i love how you write incelbur and simpbur btw, more people need to write them like the pathetic creeps they are
the good ending has been sitting uncomplete in my drafts since i wrote the bad ending. i have honestly been having a lot of anxiety the more time has passed that it won't live up to the expectations i've not only put on myself but for those who have enjoyed and supported the previous parts.
as a thank you (and apology) for 150 followers and the time it has been since i last posted anything, here is a little section from what i have written. some kind words would be appreciated to help push me to finish. and yes, its nsfw under the cut.
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INCELBUR who doesn't have time to worry about his morning wood before he feels bile in the back of his throat and he's hunched over the toilet throwing up last nights cheap vodka and mistakes. at some point he finds himself back in his room, the bed still smells like your perfume. he notices a few of your hairs on the dirty sheets, more evidence that a girl was actually in his bed.
INCELBUR who presses his nose into his pillow, groaning as his drunken memories slowly come back. most of the night is a blur, details he hates himself for being too intoxicated to remember. he thinks about your smile, the softness of your lips, the weight of your body on his lap. he's already getting hard, and with no guilt at all he rolls onto his back and tugs his sweatpants down enough to free his cock.
INCELBUR who could probably fill a bathtub with the amount of cum he's produced with you on his mind in the time you've known him. the months feel like years, and he closes his eyes as he wraps his long fingers around his length. no stranger to masturbation, he finds a familiar quick rhythm that has him panting and sweating through his shirt as he thinks about your mouth. your thighs. your hands. you. you. you.
INCELBUR who reaches climax embarrassingly quickly with a breathy whimper of your name (a sound he hopes you never hear for the sake of his masculinity) and spills an impressive amount of seed over his hand. it drips down his shaft, already soaking into the fabric of his pants as he overstimulates himself with a few selfish and frankly unnecessary pumps of his fist until it hurts.
a collection of wilbur fics i really like and think you would like too. also a way to show some appreciation for my fellow wilbur fanfic writers. if you don't support, like or want to see this content, please block me and move on.
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masterlist - faq - request guidelines
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if you have scrolled through my page and ran out of things to read, you have come to the right place. the amount of fresh wilbur soot fics can be hard to come by, so here is a list i will be updating semi-regularly with fics i really like. smut, fluff, angst, a bit of everything. i only tagged author's who i am mutuals with and are still active, and you should check out all of their blogs for even more wilbur content.
note that some of these creators have abandoned their blogs or entirely moved on from wilbur after the allegations. i respectfully ask you do not pester those individuals. simply enjoy the work as it is on it's own, please do not send them asks about the fics or spam replies when it is clear they do not wish to associate with him or these works anymore. i am simply sharing the writing as a piece of art i enjoy as it's quality can still be appreciated without irritating its author.
(and if any of these authors do not want their work linked here, please contact me and i will remove it without question.)
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explicit nsfw - ✶
sfw - ☮
weird/extreme kink - ω
angst - ♰
fluff - ❀
sensitive/triggering content - ⚠︎
archived/dead blog/distanced from wil - 𝕏
personal favourites - ♡
written by my mutuals - ⚝
ao3 link - ᕗ
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list last updated 17/12/25
my obsession - ✶ω⚠︎𝕏
oneshot smut starring simpbur with noncon, somnophilia from the pathetic stalker we adore. nice long build up and story, written from both reader and wil's perspective. can't say more than that.
three drunk nights - ☮❀𝕏♡
friends with a little unrequited love wrapping up in a happy ending. the writing is funny and flows very naturally, it doesn't feel fantastical and is grounded. wilbur is a bit oblivous, but so is reader. super fluffy.
love like ghost - ⚡︎❀⚝
originally wrote a few years ago, this original au staring wilbur and tommy as ghosts was so popular other people started writing fics in this original universe. recently rewritten by its original author (who happens to be my friend and mutual), i cannot wait to read the future chapters, and am selfishly promoting it here so she knows how badly i want more. please check out her blog, and don't be shocked if you scroll and see more of her work.
shrike - ✶ω𝕏♡ᕗ
phantombur is lowkey the most underrated bursona, and if you don't think he is any good read this fic and come back to admit you were a fool. the story based on the origins smp and is so engaging, i didn't even need them to fuck at the end as long as they were happy together. but the smut is really good, breeding and biting kink with some alpha/omega vibes. oft.
step bro by - ✶ω⚝
look, my blog is a safe space. and i'm willing to admit i am a little bit of a fan of step sibling stuff, ok don't be mean i'm being vulnerable here. the taboo, the rule breaking, the established connection. know it isn't for everyone, but my lovely mutual wren wrote basically what i was too scared to post myself without me asking lol. no smut, this fic is just all tension.
(room)mates - ✶ω𝕏⚠︎
if i came out as a furry yall wouldn't unfollow right? unrelated, but this fic is omegaverse, where wolf hybrid wilbur is you roommate that goes into heat and he just needs a little help. i'd give it a read even if it isn't your usual genre/kink, because it is honestly that good and one i enjoy revisiting. makes me wanna write for wolfbur, another forgotten bursona. i miss him.
his sweater - ☮❀⚝♡
bro, this fic. so fucking cute it makes my smut loving heart grow three sizes. written by heart, another talented mutual of mine. i remember reading this fic originally a long time ago i still think it is one of their best. i wanna give reader a hug cause she is so shy, but wil does it for me. simple story, cc!reader and cc!wilbur secret dating gets revealed. its so sweet i got a toothache just writing this description.
cry for absolution - ♰𝕏ᕗ
an unfinished vampire!wilbur fic by two writers that have abandoned their blogs. sadly will never get finished, but the three chapters while short are intriguing, and i still am curious where it would have gone if it got finished. nothing explicit, just the bitey boy having a taste for reader's blood that he will even taste since his story was cut short. includes techno and tommy as vamps too.
but you're talking in your sleep - ☮♰𝕏♡
now if i say this is the best wilbur fanfiction of all time, i am not exaggerating. the story, the characters, the way lovejoy songs are worked into the plot seemlessly. i seriously reread this multiple times a year and still get emotional. its got angst, its got fluff, and it's all from wilbur's perspective where you watch him fall in love with reader. basic summary is reader is tommy's sister and has a history with wilbur. won't say anymore, if you read anything on this list make it this one.
breeding kink with incelbur - ✶ω𝕏
you'll never guess what this fic is about, so what i will tell you is it about my beloved smelly boy. they don't write much about wil anymore so pls don't bother them. if i was trying to convince someone why incelbur is my husband, i'd probably show them this and then get judged even more.
yours, now and forever - ☮♰❀𝕏
lets give it up for regency!wilbur. very strong bridgerton/pride and prejudice energy to be found here. its a slow story where wil is a posh tsundere and takes some time to warm up for reader. the build up and tension in this is so lovely, it isn't dragged out or rushed, by the end you believe they love each other. just overall wholesome and romantic.
groupie love - ✶♰♡⚝
this fic is so recent but already a favourite. a plot we have all imagined, wilbur picking up reader who's a fan to become his groupie. sure you can imagine the rest, emotions bubbling under the surface paired with some top tier smut that'll make you blush, i want 10 part series with this pairing and i've only known them one day. much love to my mutual heart for writing this.
everything you do (makes it easier to fall in love with you) - ☮❀𝕏
when i say teacher au you say lets go. i'll be honest i don't like kids much at all, but the kids in this fic are adorable. wilbur is a teacher, and so are you. the kids want you to date, and some cute moments happen. wil is in denial the whole time, but he comes around. the perfect fluff fic to make you smile and kick your feet.
when the sun goes down - ✶ω⚠︎♡
this is unironically the fic that got me into sirenbur before i read the original clinic fic. i read this, and so quickly understood why everyone simps for him. i'll keep it breif, best friends to loves, and he used the voice in the bedroom.
soft - ☮♰𝕏
a short but brilliant little fic about some classic unrequited love between wil and reader. for something so short, the amount of history you feel between the characters is impressive. a quick read, but will stay on your mind for a while after.
size kink blurb - ✶ω⚝
you small. wil big. do the math. a quick blurb that makes me wanna send myself to horny jail because of how much i love it. my short ass feels very seen and appreciated. i'd say more but it's exactly what it says on the tin. lily, you are the best. thank you for keeping me well fed.
the only reason you speak is to state that you're mine - ✶𝕏ᕗ
this is lowkey one of the best smuts i've ever read. written back in like 2022 and they cooked then and the stove is still hot all these years later. all porn, no plot but nothing wrong with that, just about wil very much enjoying his morning in bed with me reader.
two perverts - ✶ω⚠︎𝕏♡ᕗ
taking the description from the fic - mutual weirdos who like each other a normal amount. other fics here have our beloved crazy simpbur, but making reader just as creepy as him? stalking and perving on our boy? now that is a match made in heaven. great smut along with an engaging plot, lots to enjoy.
tomorrow i'll wake up and be the perfect man for you - ♰⚠︎ᕗ
we all love simpbur because he is crazy, but when fics take the extra step and make him murderous? now we're getting somewhere. so happy to have stumbled across this randomly, full of angst and tension. a heads up that you aren't getting a happy ending here, folks.
Wilbur Soot’s Guide to Side Hustles - ✶♰ ω⚠︎𝕏♡
this fic bro. i dream about it getting future instalments somehow. only the first chapter of what would have been a series about campboy simpbur with camgirl reader. i'd give more info but the answers didn't get written. 11.3k words of peak fiction, if the author somehow see's this just know i am thankful for even this little taste.
you'll remember me? - ✶ω♡⚝
a brilliant incelbur smut that captures his disgustingness perfectly, with an interesting set up and plot before they get in the bedroom bathroom together. written by someone i am now happy to call a friend after finding this work and chatting endlessly about our shitty incel boyfriend in the dms lol.
and i'd give up forever to touch you - ✶♰❀⚠︎𝕏♡ᕗ
if you've spent anytime reading wilbur soot fics this one won't be a surprise, but it's one of the most well known for a reason. 29 chapters with some well earned smut in the finale. the story, side characters and even readers characterisation are fantastic. i love that it's almost entire told from simpbur's perspective, and it's the kind of story i wish i could buy the rights and make into a film tbh.
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i will continue to update this list as i find and remember any top tier fics i wanna share with the class. this was a fun trip down memory lane, and hope that you guys can chew on these anytime i am not active. reminder that i do encourage you to send love to the authors, but only those who are still active and positively associate with wilbur. if you guys annoy anyone because of me i'll feel bad and put you all in time out
(for those who are only interested in fics, here is a snippet i shared of the wip good ending of my incelbur series.)
(TL;DR sorry i've been inactive; i've been unmotivated and busy irl + considering writing for other fandoms but still wilbur + thanks for the kindness and patience, luv yall)
i feel like every few months after not posting i return with the same thing, apologising and promising new stuff is coming soon and thanking everyone for their continued support. so i'll try not to beat a dead horse here but i wanted to take a moment to share where i am at with this blog and a tiny bit of my life outside of it. feel free to scroll if you are idgaf haha.
while i have continued to be active on tumblr reading fics while ignoring my own drafts, i saw i reached 150 followers for this blog. i don't even know when it happened, but it was a pleasant surprise and my appreciation for it isn't something i am able to articulate. so i'll simply say thank you.
my love of wilbur is still sticking around and i doubt it will go anywhere anytime soon, but i must confess i have been sucked into the jujutsu kaisen fandom recently and been wanting to post about those characters (and before you ask, my favourite is choso, obviously). i know my blog isn't technically a 'wilbur soot blog', but that is of course the only content i have ever posted and understand not everyone would be interested in seeing different stuff.
i'll simply say that while i am undecided if i will write for jjk or any other fandom, this blog was made to make myself happy first and foremost, and i won't apologise for or be disappointed if a change in content turns some people away. i am also not unaware that my place in the wilbur comminity, even not as a wss, will put a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths and likely cause issues in being accepted by people from other corners of the internet who don't like him at all and will not what to engage with me in any capacity.
i have barely spent anytime even sitting at my computer and enjoying any of my hobbies recently because i have been busy with boring adult stuff. i just moved out from my parents for the first time and am now dealing with that independence and lifestyle change. i don't force myself to write because it would lead to low quality work and more than likely turn me away from enjoying writing at all.
because of this i don't post often; updates are slow and asks remain in my inbox unanswered for months at a time. i know to some this is obvious, but a reminder that this isn't my job and is simply a fun thing i do and share for free because i want to is something i want to remind everyone of because even knowing all that i still feel guilty.
i started posting here in mid 2024, and the fact i haven't given up or deleted it is honestly a lot better than i was expecting. i have had the pleasure of meeting lovely people through our shared love of wilbur fics, and that is something i am so grateful for especially since i was in dire need of some online friends lol. being active here helped me with my guilt about seeing lovejoy live and anxiety regarding my safety at the event, and brought me back into writing fanfiction which i hadn't done since 2016.
no one in my real life knows i even write fanfiction, let alone post it publicly online. while my friends are aware of my love of wil (and growing adoration for jjk) they are all so disconnected from this side of the internet i can't really talk to them about it. this community (and the girls who if they read this will know i'm thinking about them and their kindness i feel from across the globe) have been very healing and important to me, i promise i am not abandoning this blog anytime soon haha.
so i can't really say with any confidence regarding the frequency or type of content you can expect from this blog during this new year, but i can tell you i've appreciated the support and love i've already gotten during my time here. a very parasocial i love you to anyone who has ever liked, commented, reblogged or even just read my fics past, present and future.
thanks to those who read this wall of text, to be real i mostly wrote it for myself to get the thoughts out of my brain and chose to post here instead of a diary but hope it brings some clarity to those curious about where i've been and the future of this blog, or maybe some of my thoughts and feelings are relatable to some of you.
update to say that I have changed my opinion on character ai bots and people using my fics to train them. i previously was okay with it but after educating myself and giving it some thought i am respectfully asking that no one uses my original works in that way anymore.
any bots already made i am not going to go running and reporting to get them removed, but respectfully ask their creators remove them and do not make any in the future.
i understand the appeal of talking to ai bots and have had to stop myself from indulging in the short term benefits. but i can guarantee that anything i or any other wilbur writers post will be a million times better than something made by an ai.
thanks for sending this, i obviously love writing about any of them even those i haven't posted about before. this is a very long response and contains nsfw topics under the cut.
personally my favourite would be incelbur, because something about writing a character that is so obviously unappealing (sexist, angry, unhygienic, bitter, smelly, hateful) and yet putting him in a romantic and sexual context.
it's sort not just a reflection on the character but me as a writer and all of you as readers that despite him being, well, a bad guy. we still like him, not in an attempt or hope to imagine 'fixing' him but instead because something about being so anti a normal male love interest makes him exciting and fun.
i've also taken pride in the fact i've brought so man people into the dark side and simping for him as well, happy that is most likely my legacy as a wilbur soot fanfic writer.
other favourites would include ghostbur, phantombur, simpbur, revbur, studentbur and vampirebur. i haven't written much about these yet but enjoy reading what other people post.
ghostbur and phantombur are just adorable, i wish i could wrap them up in a blanket and keep them safe from the world. i know many people write ghostbur as almost asexual, but i see him as a giver. would have absolutely no desire to receive anything in return, but feeling your warmth and seeing your pleasure would make him feel almost alive. honestly, he wouldn't be that much of a good lover emotionally because he's so floaty and oblivious to your pain, but he would try.
phantombur is kind of more obscure and the content is limited, as it was the character from the originsmp which i don't think lasted very long and was after dreamsmp. however, that small amount of content is some of the best fics i've ever read. he is almost a mix between ghost and simp, he is utterly obsessed and devoted to reader but so insecure of his own monstrosity. scratches my monsterfucker/furry itch very well. plus a lot of creative options with him turning invisible and phasing. also did i mention claws, fangs and tail?
i've talked at length before about the difference between simpbur and incelbur, but i get that they are pretty similar. to be brief incel is from the first series of songs (nice guy balled, karen took the kids, i am very smart) who is full of hate and bitterness and simp is the egirl songs (the internet ruined me, in love with an egirl, your new boyfriend, softboy) and is full of love and obsession.
simp is basically the kind of guy who would clean your kitchen floor with his tongue if you asked him to, and he wouldn't complain, then ask if you wanted him to clean the bathroom too just so he'd have a reason to stay close to you. he is still pretty gross, livinjng off energy drinks and instant noodles, but his motivation to try is very attractive. man would spend hours between your thighs with his tongue, making you finish again and again until he's spilled onto the bedsheets before you've touched him. then he's apologising for finishing without permission, begging to have you sit on his face to he an apologise properly.
revbur is a classic, the man needs no introduction. after neglecting reader as pogbur and his memories of ghostbur are blurred he would be utterly devoted to you. he needs to prove to you and himself that he isn't a failure, that he isn't a mistake. he is a bit gross like incel, considering the whole being brought back from the dead thing, but carries himself with a confidence incel lacks. rev is also by far the roughest lover on this list, leaving bruises on your skin that he'll kiss softly the following morning as he apologises for going to far.
studentbur get's a lot of people confused because i do NOT mean teenbur, i am referring to the character from tommyinnit's 'we went back to school' skit from a few years ago. the one that's shy and a repressed christian? yeah, him. while similar to simp he actually has a sense of shame and the concept of corrupting that good boy is just.. perfection. i see him as being in university so around 18-21, so young but again clarifying not an actual child. have been wanting to write a fic where has been his neighbour for years and is a delinquent and when he decided to rebel from his parents she is there to guide him.
now vampirebur i think is somewhat controversial. he was popular before the allegations due to wilbur's own aesthetic and appearance, but after i'm sure a lot of writers are hesitant for fairly obvious reasons. personally, as someone who enjoys biting and being bitten and the fact he is an entirely fictional character i don't see a problem. easily the most confident bursona, bro is probably 200 years old and has his shit together- lots of money, big house, plenty of experience with his hands and tongue. i can't decide if he would be terrified of biting reader because he doesn't want to ruin her or accidently kill her, or if he would be so addicted to her flavour she's basically a human blood bag.
ok uh.. lots of words for a random ask lol. thanks for the question and giving me an excuse to yap lol.
so if you have any requests or questions, even for bursona's not mentioned here, please check out my request guidelines and send me something. i enjoy trying new things and figuring out what about each character connects with me, and sharing it all with our lovely community. c:
