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[p1nkcanoe]

Bottom4bottom Dew and Phantom and their huge collection of double ended dildos

I once saw a video of a couple using a double ended dildo and one of them was “topping” the other one which was very impressive and they both still got to bottom the whole time

ooooh yes.

phantom is a little too enthusiastic when he’s bouncing on it and pushing back on his end with everything he has, completely unaware with how he’s shoving the majority of it into dew and making him choke on his own breath. he’s nearly manic with it, confused as to why he feels as if he’s not getting enough of his half anymore, oblivious to Dew’s begging to please, slow down for just a moment. he thinks dew is encouraging him because it’s too good, and instead the poor fire ghoul can feel the end of the dildo carving its way into his guts with every bounce and thrust and push that ant throws back on him.

[p1nk-b1tes]

aight what are your thoughts on tiny dick Astarion being railed by Halsin? - Halsinsgate

okay okayokay

so i think that astarion is probably so used to being teased, so used to being embarrassed over it or viewed as some kind of fetish, but halsin wouldn't dare do such a thing. i think that astarion usually prefers doggy so that his partner can't get distracted by it, or so that he can pretend for a moment that it's not there, but halsin would encourage him to ride him. he'd encourage him to lie down and spread his legs as far as he so desired to, and for once astarion would be able to receive a pleasure that is comfortable and not have to feel the burning eyes of a greedy partner constantly glued to his dick.

halsin would say things like "it fits so perfectly in my mouth" instead of the usual "i take you so easily" that he's so used to hearing. he'd say things like "look at you, so flushed and pretty taking my cock so well" instead of "look at that pathetic excuse of a cock..."

not to mention that halsin wouldn't even look at it unless astarion guided him there, because he'd be so focused on mapping out the vampire's other points of pleasure and finding what makes him keen. all this to say: astarion cums harder than he has in a long while, gets more than thoroughly fucked, and for once is not mortified of his anatomy by the time it's all over.

@halsinsgate

[p1nkcanoe]

And one night, he just can't take it anymore. He hops into the new Ghoul's bunk and they fuck each other silly.

The end.

and it’s rushed, it’s messy. it’s hot and they’re both covered in sweat from how dew can’t seem to keep himself pressed to the other ghoul’s chest. and he’s fucking him in earnest, begging him for more with rough huffs of his voice in the other’s ear, while the poor ghoul grips his hips and gives him everything he has—but it’s not enough.

it’s not right.

he’s too hard in places that should be soft in his mind, and too soft in others. and he’s too careful with his hands where as the ghoul in his mind would’ve pushed and gripped just right.

still, he keeps pushing himself back on his cock, feeling the press of his balls against his taint with every stroke into his ass, but he can’t stop the single tear that slips from his eye as he thinks about the last time he fucked aeth. when he thinks about how they used to sneak into each other’s bunks, just like this. how they used to hold each other after until it was time to crawl back into his own bed. and there’s nothing wrong with the new guy—in fact, his dick is perfectly thick just like the rest of him—there’s just one problem: he’s not aether.

[p1nkcanoe]

Okay: Perpetua being trans based on the video right? But we also see big spikey tail and spine on stage and in some pics Ergo, headcanon time: Copia was chosen by Imperator to be raised at the Abbey and directly puppeteered into being papa because he was the boy twin and the Perpetua didn't look human. That's his actual facts spine and tail a la the ghouls! Imperator knew that with the clergy's history and attitudes, a boy would be looked on more favourably as an heir and figurehead, and appear more controllable to interclergy politics. Perpetua was sent away and raised secretly in a remote outpost of the church to hide him from being seen as a threat to leadership, and from being a threat to Imperator's plans. Satanized kinda fits with this (if im wrong I am sorry, I am fighting for my life to type this on a moving bus and feel Sick). Plus you know the whole being raised to be the perfect heir but differently than Copia something something. Its only once Copia becomes Imperator that Perpetua can be revealed as next in line and by that point, enough of Imperator's plans have worked that her actual pic for papa can take the throne, but Perpetua is finally free to show who he is, and hes not hiding his inhumanness anymore. This was way more fleshed out in my head but the travel sickness is close to winning so I must fleeeeee mwah smooch for you!!

I LOVE THIS.

you’re so right. and so far his era has been both his redemption and his rebellion. he is proving that it’s his turn now.

[p1nkcanoe]

I’m on a freak Perpetua kick bc people keep trying to make him sweet and pathetic and NOT TODAY!!!! NOT ON MY WATCH

He’s stricter with his ghouls, you saw the damn collars. I think he wants loyalty, completely unashamed willingness for his ghouls to do whatever he wants. He owns them after all. Especially since I don’t think most of them submit easily after copia. Idk I think Perpetua needs to give his pets some much needed obedience training!!!

I caught on to the freak energy the second I saw that mf for the first time, idk how anyone could call him a little sweetiepie.

i also have headcanoned from the beginning that he took copia's ghouls without asking, and immediately put them to work with the new music, new set, new fits... and they did not like it. that's exactly why he has them wear collars on stage, disguised as part of the uniform. the poor ghouls are misbehaving and disobeying the new guy -- they need something to keep them in check, controlled solely by their new papa at a simple click of a button. they have to submit. you're absolutely right about them needing to be trained, because they're out of control. they barely know how to contain themselves, and the new guy only makes everything worse.

i like to imagine that when the ghouls used to see copia, they used to purr and sidle up beside him like cats, rubbing on him so sweetly because they genuinely loved him so much. copia gave them space and independence and the ability to be ghouls, but this new guy, when he walks by, the ghouls cower. they hide and stay out of his way. and it hurts because he looks like copia, he smells like him, he talks like him... but it's not him. and V has no problem proving that he is not his twin.

tldr: V IS AN ASSHOLE!!!

[p1nkcanoe]

perpetua breeding kink send tweet

am I toeing a dangerous line if I add 1 word and say dubious breeding kink

[p1nkcanoe]

Perpetua xenomorph oviposition

GOOD LORD!!!

[p1nkcanoe]

my unhinged Perpetua thought (that’s probably not that unhinged)?? he’ll violate his s/o’s privacy in a heartbeat if he thinks it’s for their own good. like if they take antidepressants and he notices their mood is off he’ll go through their things while they’re not around and count every single pill to make sure they’re taking their meds like they’re supposed to.

there is absolutely no hiding from him.

I love this.

he is also the kind of guy to constantly wear the appearance of a hard ass and accidentally upset his s/o and not say anything about it. but less then an hour later, a bouquet of only the finest roses from primo’s garden appear in their bedroom as an apology. not a petal out of place. not a spot of decay or imperfection. he’s soft somewhere below all those sequins and metal, his love is offered only to a few.