#phantom ghoul

[swisscheesephantom]

I love the idea that Swiss never actually stops flirting with Phantom.

They're eighty years into their relationship.

They have grown kits.

Grandkits.

Swiss still walks past Phantom in the gardens and goes,

"Fancy seeing someone this pretty out here."

Phantom doesn't even look up from pruning the roses.

"You literally married me."

"I know."

"You saw me this morning."

"I did."

Phantom rolls his eyes and Swiss grins.

"Still pretty."

Phantom smiles despite himself.

Every.

Single.

Time.

[fekyk3]

Bugs :p

Sometimes they're like father and son I guess

[casperghoost]

MY BONES SHREDDER MERCH CAME IN

[swisscheesephantom]

I firmly believe Phantom sleeps like absolute shit on tour.

Not because of the buses.

Not because of the schedule.

Because Swiss isn't there.

Swiss is one of those people who is just...warm.

Always.

The kind of warmth that seeps into the blankets.

The kind where Phantom spends an entire winter wrapped around him because it's genuinely warmer than stealing another duvet.

On tour Phantom keeps waking up reaching across the mattress before remembering.

Meanwhile Swiss is back at the Ministry sleeping diagonally across their bed because "it's too big when he's gone."

Neither of them tells the other.

Everyone else knows.

[divine-misfortune]

Phanton n aurora are the besties ever, they have friendship bracelets and are each others phone backgrounds, they have each other as "wifey" and "hubby" in their phone contacts, its almost a surprise to see them not attached to each other most of the time

[swisscheesephantom]

I know everyone talks about the reunion kiss after a tour but I personally think Swiss and Phantom don't even make it that far.

The bus pulls into the Ministry.

The doors haven't even fully opened before Phantom is halfway down the steps.

Swiss barely gets out a "Hey, bug—"

before he's got a sixty-kilo ghoul launching himself into his arms.

The force of it nearly knocks him over.

Swiss just laughs—that stupid, warm laugh Phantom has been replaying in his head for three months—and wraps both arms around him.

"You couldn't even wait five seconds?"

"No."

"...Missed me?"

"...Shut up."

Swiss looks over Phantom's shoulder at the other ghouls, all hauling equipment off the bus.

"He cried twice."

"I DID NOT."

"Dew counted."

"I HATE ALL OF YOU."

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: *randomly falls over* Aether: Bug! Are you alright? Phantom: Is that you, Lucifer? Aether: *checking Phantom's vitals* What? Phantom: *smiling dopily up at Aether* Phantom: It's just....You sound a lot more like Aeth than I expected.

[weaver-of-truth]

Ghoul designs!!!