Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde
JADE: the prince’s power grows.
JADE: i feel him resonate through the void.
DAVE: dude can you chill for like even a single fucking second
KARKAT: OH, PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME FOR OVERREACTING A LITTLE WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND "POSSESSED JADE" BUSTS INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK AT 5 AM!
KARKAT: NEXT TIME I’LL JUST PULL THE COVERS BACK AND LET HER CLIMB IN!
JADE: i am uninterested in that scenario.
KARKAT: GREAT! POSSESSED JADE ISN’T EVEN HORNY! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
KARKAT: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
DAVE: yeah i may be totally misunderstanding the intricacies of "next gen technology" designed by an idiot in microshorts
DAVE: but im pretty sure i locked that door
JADE: i unlocked it with my mind.
JADE: the prince’s powers are growing, but so are mine.
KARKAT: WOW? COOL? AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AT THE ASSCRACK OF THE MORNING TO TELL US THIS?
KARKAT: LIKE YOU DON’T FLOAT AROUND LIKE A CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AS IT IS?
KARKAT: OH, IS THAT ALL? NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?
KARKAT: YEAH. YOU’RE RIGHT.
KARKAT: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO WAKE UP FOR.
DAVE: no dude im up fuck it
KARKAT: FUCK! FINE! FUCK IT.
KARKAT: I NEED TO USE THE GAPER ANYWAY.
ROXY: its a whole ass pajama party up in here
KARKAT: JADE WOKE US UP BY BEING CREEPY.
ROXY: jade why did u do that
KARKAT: OH SHIT, THERE SHE IS! I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR HER FOLLOW US!
ROXY: sometimes a girls just got to get her drift on i guess
KARKAT: I PREFERRED WHEN ALL SHE DID WAS FLOAT AROUND AND POINT AT SHIT.
KARKAT: AT LEAST THAT WAS QUIET.
DAVE: hate to give it up to venture capitalism but this coffee is EONS better than the garbage we had on the meteor
DAVE: this ship is maybe the dumbest thing ive ever looked at but its a give and take right
ROXY: maybe u just developed a taste for it
ROXY: i used to think coffee tasted like ass but drinkin it was another thing i felt like my mom woulda done
ROXY: turns out rose drinks tea and i stockholmed my own dumb butt into liking this addictive bean juice
ROXY: well i mean who knows what she drinks now
ROXY: dirk probs tossed the coffee machine out the space window right away
ROXY: dude doesnt "believe" in "substances"
KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU UP ANYWAY?
ROXY: well i wasnt but then somebody screamed like a rooster boned a teapot and had a noisy lovechild
DAVE: yeah thats basically accurate
DAVE: maybe if youre lucky
KARKAT: THAT JOKE STOPS BEING FUNNY WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY
ROXY: last time i saw her she was on the second floor
ROXY: the third floor observation deck
KARKAT: IT’S MAYBE A TENTH THE SIZE OF THE METEOR.
DAVE: yeah dude but that was basically a city
DAVE: this is more like a castle
DAVE: twenty something ennui
ROXY: i was thinkin about alchemizing some pancakes
ROXY: they all basically taste the same at the end of the day i think alchemized food is like eighty percent imagination
ROXY: but both of you barely eat and its making me anxious
DAVE: fuck sorry im tired
ROXY: dont worry about it
DAVE: okay but just because our relatives turned evil doesnt mean we have to act like total animals
DAVE: we can still try to respect each others identities and shit
DAVE: anyway im gonna go check on kanaya
DAVE: possessed jade dont follow me
JADE: i am fine where i am.
