Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert, Vriska Serket, Calliope
Page 645-650
ROXY: hey you 2!
ROXY: sorry abt him his manners are fuckin atroche
JOHN: for real.
ROXY: anyway hustle up and get in before someone sees ya
ROXY: also john wtf happened to the secret knock
VRISKA: Yeah, John!
VRISKA: What the hell!
JOHN: i-
ROXY: move it buster!!
ROXY: oh the kids are safe btw
JOHN: that's good!
JOHN: wait, they were in danger?
ROXY: yeah numbnuts in case u forgor theres a whole ass conflict goin on with kids gettin kidnapped n houses gettin targeted n shit!
ROXY: our house bein one of those hice!
JOHN: you never told me our house was one of those hice!
JOHN: you told me to go get vriska, which i did.
VRISKA: Actually, I pretty much got myself.
JOHN: fair.
JOHN: but i collected her!
JOHN: you didn't really say anything about harry or the other kids at all.
ROXY: oh man
ROXY: i guess i kinda didnt huh
ROXY: ...
ROXY: aw jeez
JOHN: hey!
JOHN: i'm sorry roxy, don't worry about it, you've got em now.
ROXY: what
ROXY: no i dont got em
JOHN: wait, what?
JOHN: then who has them!!!
ROXY: rosenaya and jade picked em up while they were
ROXY: um
ROXY: runnin around outside unsupervised
JOHN: oh.
JOHN: well... that's good!
ROXY: ...
JOHN: ...
VRISKA: Haha! You guys are terri8le guardians.
ROXY: hey stfu
JOHN: yeah, you're one to talk!
JOHN: you left your own clone on her own in a dungeon!
VRISKA: It wasn't a "dungeon" John, it was a high-security 8lack site!
JOHN: that's basically the same thing.
JOHN: if anything it sounds a lot worse!
VRISKA: She could handle it.
VRISKA: Unlike your lame-ass offspring who need to 8e gru8sat by an entourage of armed guards, I can tell that she's got that patented Serket panache.
JOHN: technically she's a maryam-lalonde.
VRISKA: Sure, whatever.
VRISKA: The point is, she's a Vriska.
ROXY: whatever is right
VRISKA: Hurry up and walk faster!
CALLIOPE: hello!
CALLIOPE: i'm so glad yoU all made it back alright.
ROXY: oh it werent no thang baby i was just answerin the door
CALLIOPE: not yoU, silly!
ROXY: hehe
VRISKA: Ew.
JOHN: (a little, right?)
CALLIOPE: salUtations, vriska!
CALLIOPE: i mUst say it's a pleasUre to finally make yoUr acqUaintance!
VRISKA: What the hell is that thing?
CALLIOPE: hee hee, gracioUs.
CALLIOPE: yoU're as rUde as i imagined yoU'd be.
VRISKA: Not you. I know who you are.
VRISKA: *That* thing!
CALLIOPE: oh!
CALLIOPE: yes, that'd make sense.
CALLIOPE: that, my narratively significant friend, is the reason we've called yoU here!
CALLIOPE: allow me to introdUce...
CALLIOPE: The Plot Point.
