#pahahahhaa

[joffyworld]

Just passing by

Mao you're so beautifully kind and sweet but don't tempt me ima start buying HARD DRUGS and WEAPONRY to INVADE SOMALIA if you enable me like this

/silly I'll probably just like, buy stupid Xbox shit idk 😭

[bi0w0lf]

–– @hismortalcoil continued from x

       The weather had cooled. Not that it really was hot to begin with, Tom considered. The summers here were mild in comparison to the boot melting days of summer back home. But even so, the cooler winds that came beneath the threat of a sky about to split had coaxed traders and the like to wander the roads. Thomas himself was traipsing with no particular aim, except he had felt the same, natural itch to get up and move. He could not rest for the life of him, and fidgeting inside a damp Goodneighbor bedroom for another night was more stagnant than he’d ever hoped to be in his life. 

     The pointless rambling of his whims brought him near the edge of what appeared to be just a shallow stand of trees. Though, Thomas quickly found himself fooled when he looked closer and noticed that the murky gray he’d mistaken for the sky at the other side of the grove was actually mist, lurking near the treetops. How far did that little patch of wood go? He wondered. Enough ammo to find out, I could-  But it seemed he would not go off into the dense unknown just yet, for a figure blurred against the dreary backdrop of a half-collapsed house snagged his eye. 

    Metal fingers brushed back his duster, tossed away from his pistol in ready if it needed to be drawn in a rush. However, as he focused on the shape of her just twenty paces to his north, the duster was pulled forward again to cover the stamped handle of his gun. *Hmm*. The thud of his boots was quiet, but not hidden, gravel crunching underfoot as he put on his best smile and pushed back the brim of his had. He’d though his comment a clever one, and would have continued to believe that had he kept any thought at all.      What would it matter?

     At first, he’d been ready to fire back something. But it was her eyes, immediately that pushed the haughtiness right out of his lungs. He stared, the cedar toothpick that was bit between his teeth now hanging pitifully from his lower lip, mouth agape. For once, Thomas was utterly incapable of anything other than a pathetic, confused hum, coming from somewhere deep in his chest as his lips pursed, and brows furrowed. How high am I right now?       Then, he cleared his throat, looking up to the sky before staring at her once more, a sudden change in his gaze as if he almost thought she’d have vanished the moment he looked away.       “–– Well fer one, Sugar, bein’ soggy ain’t fun an’... humidity ruins hair.” 

[grandfather-clock]

u ever miss an ex-friend and youre like wow i miss being friends with them and then you remember Dude the Whole Reason You Stopped was because They Weren't Good to you (and/or Others). like bro there was a reason you stopped!!!

[yeonjuins]

i expect letters from all of you on my birthday 

[spiderwcman-aa]

                                 ❝ MAY PARKER!?!?! IS THERE A MAY PARKER!?! ❞    

                                               I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day                                    When it’s cold outside I’ve got the month of M A Y                                                       Well I guess you’d say                                                What can make me feel this way?                                                       My girl (my girl, my girl)

                                                                  COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU  

[the1dlads]

“I’m gonna ask you for a favor… OH– the last thing and most important thing that we love about Canader is all of you, so thank you… very much… for being here*nervous laughter* I almost forgot that one, that was risky! RISKY GAme to play!”

[sonperior]

OH GOD WHAT IF I DECIDE THAT BEING SEDATED IS THE PERFECT TIME TO COME OUT TO MY FATHER The plans for this unplanned procedure are already riddled with potholes like no I would literally rather them be like "we missed out on the ultimate eternity-lasting immediate cure for your chronic reflux when you refused the procedure" than be like "yeah we found some pre-Barrett's cells and also you told your dad you're a huge flaming lesbo, have fun on the ride home."

[afroamber]

"So last night I drank too many yagershots rediscovered my love of cider black got too drunk too early and had to be taken home. Winner"

My sisters FB status. Love her :')