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Yeah we ALL cracking Tyren today

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I take it this means you're feeling well enough for me to start working on the highly anticipated joffeet drawing

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weapons grade enriched uranium.

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@vindictivesoup du bist gut genuuuuuggggg du bist gut genuugg du bist gut genuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggg du bist gut genug du bist genug du bist gut genuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggg

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@thegrandestscheme

Hi Joffy!! Hope you're doing alright, even if alright is just waking up and drinking water right now :)

Was reading the poem you made for Bogor-o's au again (The one I did a sing song for :3) and got inspired to start writing songs again!

Sending you all my frogs of joy and whimsy in these trying times!!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Thank you that's so kind of you, I'm always glad when someone says my silly ahh poems inspired them somehow or that they enjoyed them a lil, it's nice to hear thank you! I remember really enjoying that one because I'd never written anything with a more nursery-rhyme-ish tone, and I always felt like I got that theme across kinda well (enough to be postable anyway 😭)

As for me I'm doing a little better than I have been, still not great but healing is a process and no wound changes overnight, same as ever. Thank you again for the kind words, I hope you're doing wonderfully and looking after yourself however you can too 🫂

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Wasabi

What an asshole!!!

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ANON YOU FORGOT THE MUSTARD

Now it's Leshy and Morgan :)

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I'M SENSITIVE TO SPICY STUFF YOU ASSHOLES!!!

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Quick, have some milk to lower the pain!

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I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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A lactose intolerant French person? C'est un peu courageux, non?

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Hi Joofy!

I know we haven’t really talked but I was wondering.

I haven’t seen you on my dash for a while and was wondering if you are okay. I hope you are doing okay.

Awwww dude hello!!!! Good to see you

Uhhh to cut a long story short, yes! I haven't really been around, but I am alive! Things and just life in general recently have been pretty terrible and my mental health has done one of those funny Roblox car crash videos, I didn't make a post or anything just kinda silently withdrew but I think I maybe should so this'll do.

So! I will return, I still love COTL and all my friends and mutuals and whatnot, just currently waiting for meds to kick in and life to become manageable, the painful grind of recovery from catastrophe we all know it well.

Thanks for checking in I appreciate it, I hope you're doing fantastically and finding whimsy in life blu. OH! and a reminder because I know some people didn't see it but my old Discord logged me out and I lost it so my new one is just "JoffyWorld" in case anyone wants to contact me. Still happy to chat! Just a lot lower energy and not really reaching out to anyone at the moment on a regular basis

Love you all, stay safe and hopeful and stay in the shade!!!!! The heatwaves here in the UK have been fuckin MURDEROUS so stay hydrated y'all I beg 🫶

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Okay, so yesterday afternoon we had a double earthquake (7.2 and 7.5 with multiple aftershocks) in Venezuela. Fortunately, the place where I live wasn't affected, but Caracas and other states near the epicenter did suffer building collapses, and people are still missing.

You can see some pictures here (Instagram).

Many people lost their homes, and a state of alert was declared today (yesterday we even had the possibility of a tsunami, which thankfully is no longer present). Venezuela doesn't have the resources to recover, and the total losses are still unknown... please pray for us, we need it.

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WAYS YOU CAN HELP VENEZUELA BY SHARING THIS INFORMATION:

My best friend helped me gather this information. If you have the time, we would greatly appreciate it if you could share it so it reaches the people who need it:

Gofundme: Emergency relief for Venezuela earthquake victims

(Argentina) Donations are being received here to send to those affected in Venezuela

Veterinary help for affected animals

More resources and information to help those affected by the earthquakes in Venezuela (images with information after the cut)

Most of this information is in Spanish, but we appreciate your help by sharing and donating if you have the opportunity.

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To counter the goodness

BRITISH

/silly

NOOOOOOOOOOO THR BRITISH ALLEGATIONS NOOOOOOOOOOO 💔💔💔💔💔💔

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JOFFYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KONJKITTYYYYYYYYYYKATTYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELCOME BACK TO MY INBOXXX HOPE YOU'RE WELL!!!!!!

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roses are red

my fingers are sticky

when i think of ireland

i think of a joffy

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SOMEONE HAS ACKNOWLEDGED MY IRISHNESS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT JUST BRITISH I'M A GOOD GUY TOO YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

THANK YOU NUKO, LOVE YOU NUCLEAR WARHEAD ODI

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I will destroy your pretty wallpaper

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY WALLPAPER NOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT THAT DUDE AWWWWWWWW shucks I really liked that wallpaper I got it in Hong Kong :(

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oh shi

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Takes off your crown and brushes your singular hair

I swear I've answered this three different times and it's still in my inbox wtf

But yay thank you, I now look suave and swagalicious

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victor wembemyama

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I'm Prester John btw, you guys forgot to check Pagan

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Oh shit 400 followers!

why.