#paicey please

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Jon: Are you okay?

Paicey: [Monotone] Yeah, I'm fine.

Jon: What does 'fine' mean?

Paicey: It means I'm perfectly content but also I wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

Jon:... d-do you want a kiss or something?

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Roger: Okay. Listen, I'm gonna need you to calm down.

Paicey, banging his fist on the table continuously: How can it be birthday cake flavoured, if birthday cake can be any flavour?!