vmin for the ship meme please!! (I just read of henchmen and hostages and I'm just so in love ahh)
ahh hello thank you! i love that au so much~ i’ll do that au’s vmin, then!
shops for groceries: jimin! if taehyung goes there is a 50/50 shot he’s either gonna get kidnapped or forget to buy fruit
kills the spiders: they both argue over who is gonna do it but what usually happens is that taehyung catches the spider and sets it free into the outside world
comes home drunk at 3am: either of them, but usually taehyung, if they’re not drinking together
makes breakfast: taehyung is not a morning person - at all - so it’s usually jimin and taehyung drinks coffee until he’s actually aware and ready to eat
remembers to feed the fish: taehyung! he takes his pets very seriously (but if taehyung is missing then jimin is very dutiful about taking care of them)
decorates the apartment: hmm…for holidays, taehyung with excessive fervor, but jimin likes things a certain way, so in general it’s him
initiates duets: usually taehyung~ jimin sings in the shower and tae likes the harmonize while he gets ready in the mornings
falls asleep first: taehyung taehyung taehyung he can sleep anywhere (although being a hostage is kind of taxing so jimin doesn’t mind)









